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weston hellhole mare (Weston-Super-Mare)

Welcome to weston-super-mare where you can eat ****** fish and chips cooked in hydrogenated oil from last summer season, Where you can go for a drink and get attacked by the local **** that walk the streets looking for a 10 bag…. Have a walk on the beach but watch for the dog mess,broken bottles,condoms […]

Gloucester

Gloucester is truly the most horrific city you’ll ever visit. It is completely devoid of any hope or ambition. Most towns have a few bad areas but Gloucester has only bad areas, and the highlight of the city centre is Primark. The residents are a lovely mix of unintelligible immigrants and fat, ugly ***** whose […]

Ashington is by far the ********* town in Northumberland

Ashington is by far the ********* town in Northumberland, every other car you see on the road is either a Vauxhall (the *****’ and thicko’s vehicle of choice) or a Motability car of some kind (Usually either an Astra, Meriva, Zafira or a C4 Picasso), the ageing ***** vehicle of choice. In the ten years […]

Bedford, It’s never ending, It’s hell

Imagine living in a perpetual state of fear and apprehension. Imagine every Lodis and Costcutter has a gang of 14-21 year old mixed race hoodies standing guard at the doors, making gun signs with their fingers, whilst showing the rear end of their boxer shorts to all and sundry. Imagine every walk down any pavement […]

Birkenhead: full of losers and utterly ruthless backstabbers

I have mixed feelings on both this topic, the places named and the responses given to the top 10 worst places to live. To be honest, I actually moved away from the Liverpool area, incidentally, Birkenhead is where I’m from. They call us plastic scousers up there because we have the accent but we don’t […]

Rochdale, gain an understanding of this excremental town

Well what can I say and where the hell do I start. Please bare in mind I have spent time in Middleton, Stockport and Brinnington universally recognised as being poorly kept public toilets. ROCHDALE, once described by Monty Python as a quaint Northern village, I am sure you already recognise this as a misnomer of […]

Boston twinned with Warsaw

Once upon a time during the 1990s Boston believe it or not was actually an ok place to be. Boston college provided the best option for a large section of Lincolnshire’s youth to seek further education. As a result Boston enjoyed a large but casual student community with all the social and financial benefits this provided, […]

Lowestoft: the land of gormless men & severely pale and overweight single mothers

So, unbeknownst to me, the UK has a group of possible contenders for the scenario witnessed in Battle Royale. This group of people are known as Lowestoftians. I’m pretty sure if we stuck them all on the Isle of White and told them to off each other, they would walk straight into the sea and […]

Birch Vale, a quiet rural village nestled in the heart of the peak district?

Step into Birch Vale, a quiet and Rural village nestled in the heart of the peak district. A quiet stroll from the subtle town of New Mills to the quiet village of hayfield across the ‘Sett Valley Trail’ may allow you to walk through the town without even acknowledging it’s existence, but if you walk […]

Accrington is the worst town to raise anyone let alone a young person

Accrington is the worst town to raise anyone let alone a young person who is growing up and being influenced by negative people and a town with the only promise is to offer racism, boredom, closed minded people and a very unsafe place to walk around. Examples.. thieves, druggies, sted heads and yes the **** […]

Perth, not the Fairest of them all

Perth has been known as the Fair City, this may always have been based on dodgy evidence, but has now become an utter breach of trades description. Dull beyond belief, Perth has over 75% of its population aged over 70. This in itself is not necessarily a problem, but when you add into that the […]

Aberdeen has the largest divide of rich and poor in the EU (so I’m told)

With the largest divide of rich and poor in the EU, (so I’m told) Aberdeen has a lot of hot spots for *****. There are some amagingly nice (pretentious) places in a few confined areas that are desired by the majority, but the true **** test is when you get inverted snobbery, when the ***** never even […]