Churchdown is an outer-city housing estate nestling between incontinence and insanity that is home to a grey tsunami of geriatrics.
Buses are the only reason why Kingswood survives. People buy food when passing through, just to get to bath or a neighbouring county.
Cinderford: If you want to experience authentic rustic English charm at its very finest, go elsewhere.
The dialect of the Lydney folk is difficult to understand and impossible to master. Decades of inbreeding has now altered their vocal chords to the point of mutation.
Cinderford is a decrepit town in the arse end of Gloucestershire, with a population resembling Sauron’s army of orcs from Lord of the Rings.