If you like eating quinoa, driving BMW's, giving your children goofy names or just generally behaving like a smug tw@t, move to Cheltenham.
Churchdown is an outer-city housing estate nestling between incontinence and insanity that is home to a grey tsunami of geriatrics.
Buses are the only reason why Kingswood survives. People buy food when passing through, just to get to bath or a neighbouring county.
Cinderford: If you want to experience authentic rustic English charm at its very finest, go elsewhere.
I went to Lydney. It was a happy place. They had flowering meadows and rainbow skies, where the children danced and played with gumdrop smiles.