Skegness – where northerners go to die (part 2)
In Skegness the North Sea in all its turgid brown glory, waves mockingly at the pasty-faced tourists who brave the water in a forlorn hope of some summer time frivolity.
Skegness – where the Northerners go to die
Skegness: not easily described to those who've not experienced its wrist-slashing bleakness and sense of hopelessness.
Boston, in Lincolnshire, seems to be a run down hot bed of degenerates
Shame they drained the marshes, this turd of a town known as Boston would be under 6' of water by now otherwise (with a bit of luck anyway).
Bourne, the place where social progress goes to die.
Bourne pubs are overrun by fat-headed macho men desperate to wrongly assert that your casual glance is actually an invitation to fight.
Grimsby/Cleethorpes a backward, retarded, cold, unfriendly sh*thole
Unless you have lived in Grimsby for 5000 years, forget it. The locals are rude, cold, unfriendly, suspicious and absolute sh*ts.