Living in Holbeach, Lincolnshire

Holbeach, the land of the living dead

Holbeach... It's grim here, don't come!

Living in Fleet, Lincolnshire

Fleet: a miserable cabbage plantation of mud and depression in Lincs

Fleet is inhabited by 3 or 4 families of knuckle dragging inbreds who have lived there since before the birth of the dinosaurs.

Living in Skegness, Lincolnshire

Skegness – where northerners go to die (part 2)

In Skegness the North Sea in all its turgid brown glory, waves mockingly at the pasty-faced tourists who brave the water in a forlorn hope of some summer time frivolity.

Living in Skegness, Lincolnshire

Skegness – where the Northerners go to die

Skegness: not easily described to those who've not experienced its wrist-slashing bleakness and sense of hopelessness.

Living in Boston, Lincolnshire

Boston, in Lincolnshire, seems to be a run down hot bed of degenerates

Shame they drained the marshes, this turd of a town known as Boston would be under 6' of water by now otherwise (with a bit of luck anyway).