Holbeach... It's grim here, don't come!
Fleet is inhabited by 3 or 4 families of knuckle dragging inbreds who have lived there since before the birth of the dinosaurs.
In Skegness the North Sea in all its turgid brown glory, waves mockingly at the pasty-faced tourists who brave the water in a forlorn hope of some summer time frivolity.
Skegness: not easily described to those who've not experienced its wrist-slashing bleakness and sense of hopelessness.
Shame they drained the marshes, this turd of a town known as Boston would be under 6' of water by now otherwise (with a bit of luck anyway).