Top 10 Worst places to live in #England 2019

Now in its 13th glorious year, we present the Worst places to live in England 2019. A record 42,572 readers voting for their least salubrious dump in this septic isle. Yet again, we have a new king of sh*t tips. Is it your town?

With several Top 10 perennials falling out of the charts, it’s all change this year with a new entry taking the coveted crown. Anyway enough waffle, let’s get down to business of offending local councillors, dignitaries and meddlesome ratbags plus ruining the trade of slime ball lying estate agents. It makes our day when they react to the new Top 10, desperately trying to polish a **** of a town. So here goes, our definitive Top 10 of the worst god-awful hell holes in England 2019, enjoy!

10. Blackburn
Falling one place this year, is Lancashire’s finest. As one of our contributors said, “Where would one start in trying to disassemble the pile of **** known as Blackburn?”. Thankfully others have had a good crack at describing this former mill town in Lancashire. Here’s what they had to say:





If you live here, I’m sorry for you – and if you haven’t ever been here, then stay away.
[the] estates make Syria look calm, you can guarantee if you dare to walk down these downtrodden dogshit ridden estates (mind the needles), you will almost certainly spot the inhabitants walking freely in dressing gowns, fluffy slippers, undoubtedly pregnant, with a fag in their gob going to pick up another free prescription from the overly used clap clinic.
Drug dealers, dole wasters, bums, guttersnipes, fallen women, young slappers and their steroid pumped teenage boyfriends. It’s a f*cking nightmare! A cross between ‘Shameless’ and the Star Wars canteen at best.