Living in Ashton under Lyne, Greater Manchester

Ashton under lyne, into the mouth of madness and straight out of the other end

With more than a touch of skank about it, here's some handy tips for Ashton.

Living in Saddleworth, Greater Manchester

Saddleworth is not Yorkshire and you’re not Alan Sugar

Saddleworthians are easily spotted, they have fake accents, no wit and a false sense of superiority.

Living in Mossley, Greater Manchester

Mossley, home of the ‘Who’s got the most toes competition’

Darwin clearly left Mossley out when he wrote origin of species.

Living in Blackpool, Lancashire

Blackpool, a bog-log bobbing adventure by the sea

Blackpool: 10th rate smack-scrote infested, grotty shi@hole.

Living in Liverpool, Merseyside

Liverpool: A sort of Purgatory for Individuality

In Liverpool they despise anyone with any modicum of individuality in their den of squalor.