Ashton under lyne, into the mouth of madness and straight out of the other end
With more than a touch of skank about it, here's some handy tips for Ashton.
Saddleworth is not Yorkshire and you’re not Alan Sugar
Saddleworthians are easily spotted, they have fake accents, no wit and a false sense of superiority.
Mossley, home of the ‘Who’s got the most toes competition’
Darwin clearly left Mossley out when he wrote origin of species.
Blackpool, a bog-log bobbing adventure by the sea
Blackpool: 10th rate smack-scrote infested, grotty shi@hole.
Liverpool: A sort of Purgatory for Individuality
In Liverpool they despise anyone with any modicum of individuality in their den of squalor.