Living in Dereham, Norfolk

Dereham – More like Drearam. Stay away if you’re not a local

Poor Dereham, it's so run down. Why visit? Go to Norwich it's more cosmopolitan. It serves no purpose really.

Living in Felixstowe, Suffolk

Felixstowe in a nutshell after a 2 week break

Instructions for a successful visit to Felixstowe: Remove brain and have zero expectations.

Living in Felixstowe, Suffolk

Felixstowe: it is just like the film ‘Hot Fuzz’

Been living in Felixstowe 6 weeks now having moved up from Hertfordshire. What a strange place!

Living in Wootton, Bedford

Wootton – located on the darkest recess of Satan’s inner rectum

Wootton is a horror story within itself, If you believe in Ghouls and Witches this is the place.

Living in Bedford, Bedfordshire

Bedford – billed to be the Garden of Eden, but ended up like Stalinist Russia!

Bedford where the second coming was going to happen. The only coming was the Chav Invasion of the London Pygmies.