Perth, not the Fairest of them all
Perth, known as the Fair City, this may always have been based on dodgy evidence, but has now become an utter breach of trades description.
Dundee
Otherwise known as Scumdee. There are chavs of all ages found throughout the `City of Discovery`. Baby chavs wearing Lacoste tracksuits, Timberlands and with a 15 year old mother pushing it, when
Dundee has one geological fault, it is above sea level
Dundee, would the last one out please turn the lights off? If they haven’t been nicked...
Dundee
The whole place
Dundee – or Dundeh, as the locals would call it, is a city of contrasts. It used to be said of Dundeh that if Scotland needed an enema, Dundeh is where they’d stick the
Dundee – just say no..
Despite investment and Universities, it's reassuring to know that the chav gene puddle remains intact.
The town centre is a selection of shopping centres, and pedestrianised areas