Living in Southport, Merseyside

Southport – God’s waiting room

I've lived here in Southport all my life and to be honest it was better back in the 1970's than it is now.

Living in Liverpool, Merseyside

Liverpool – More like Live-in-stool

Rows of empty houses are part of Liverpool's heritage. 100s of empty houses in a housing crisis yet nobody wants them. Says it all really.

Living in Wavertree, Liverpool

Wavertree, Liverpool: in recent years its gone down the pisser

Wavertree, Liverpool: Every shop front is shuttered up most of the time with broken windows. It's f*cking miserable.

Living in Bootle

Bootle – The Sh*thole of Merseyside

I'ts fair to say that nearly all of Merseyside is one colossal sh*thole. Bootle, 4 miles North of Liverpool, is the worst place there.

Living in Southport

Southport – At Least Blackpool Has A Selling Point

Don't bother coming to Southport, unless you like watching this generation's hopes and dreams get washed down the drainpipe.