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Ferryhill: the town's female population are permanently pregnant -
Watton - Most Boring Town Ever -
Salisbury: hole of Wiltshire -
Tunbridge Wells: seems posh but has a seedy underbelly -
Chichester: The Hyacinth Bucket of the South -
Portsmouth: O.M.F.G. -
Edenbridge: ruined by riffraff -
Weybridge: a quaint commuter belt town, ruined! -
Plymouth, the toilet of England -
Clacton-On-Sea: a pure warning!
