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Mablethorpe: Oldies ghost town -
Borehamwood - A symptom of our times -
Llandudno Junction: Haven for the primitive folk -
Stoke On Trent - A place devoid of intelligence -
Smacklesfield... I mean Macclesfield -
Gosport, Hampshire ...more like cesspit Hampsh*te -
Dover Lifestyle -
Ferryhill: the town's female population are permanently pregnant -
Watton - Most Boring Town Ever -
Salisbury: hole of Wiltshire
