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Heaven and Hull -
Dinnington - Arse end of the Universe -
Cwmbran: it's ok if you like Greggs -
Dartford: once a thriving market town, now a cesspit of sh*te -
Fairbourne: The land that time shat on... -
Gillingham - Lively Rubbish Bin of the South East -
Burscough: Scraping the Bottom of the Barrel -
Whitstable: get drunk, smell of fish and nearly get into 5 fights -
Torquay the English Sh*tty-Area -
Farnham - Surrey's snootiest town
