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Wootton Bassett... an offence to my name -
West Kirby: The Jekyll and Hyde of Wirral -
Wrexham - a terrifying spice-zombie filled cesspit -
Rotherham than me... -
Axminster: The worst town I have ever visited! -
Plymouth, it's only down from here -
York - From Hell to Middle Class Hades -
West Hendon - A greyer shade of grey -
Peterborough: oh for a nuclear bomb (or a really big bulldozer) -
Llandudno: The Brown Town Of Welsh Resorts
