Living in Ilkeston, East Midlands

Ilkeston: The perineum of the east midlands

Activities available in Ilkeston consist of fighting, public urination, dog mating (subject to season) & general drunkenness.

Living in Wirksworth

Wirksworth where breeding outside of your own family is frowned up

All in all, Wirksworth is dire at best, unless you ask one of the locals in which case they will deny the existence of 'other places'.

Living in Codnor

Codnor the land of the living dead

All in all, Codnor is a absolute Sh*t hole nowadays.

Living in Buxton, Derbyshire

Buxton teenage turf wars!

Buxton residents from birth, are put in 1 of 3 groups: the "Fairfield Freedom Fighters", "Harper Hillbillies" or "Heavegrove warriors".

Living in Chesterfield

Chesterfield, twat boy racer central

I've lived near Chesterfield town centre for a year now and I hate it already. Every other car is a twatty boy racer, showing off to absolutely no one.