Perry Barr, Birmingham, consists of Asian *****, fat **** girls in tracksuits & muggers

Living in Perry Barr, Birmingham

What a absolute **** hole of a place! As soon as you come off the Aston Expressway to get to Perry Barr you enter into the most grim, unsightly place, its Grey, its miserable, its always cold and bleak,not to mention dirty ****** and horrible. You have now entered the ghetto. I unfortunately came to […]

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Chippenham (Chip’ numb) is a dump

Living in Chippenham

Chippenham is a small market town in Wiltshire, 15 miles East of Bath. I was living happily in Bath until my landlord decided to sell the house. My friends came to the rescue – or so I thought. They had bought their 1st house 8 months previously in Chippenham (they couldn’t afford a house in […]

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Oswestry: their trainers and fake Fred Perry polo shirts are caked in sweat & kebabs

Living in Oswestry, Shropshire

We’ve seen them all. ******* casually around lampposts and on small slate walls in your local area. Tastefully decked out in the latest tracksuit bottoms that have been washed with extra Daz in order to give them that brand new “I’m not poor” bright white look. Shame the trainers and the fake Fred Perry polo […]

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Walsall, there are unfortunately no plus sides to living in this hell hole

Living in Walsall

Known to most people only because of a football team and a confusing word association with the Capital of Poland, this once thriving Black Country town is now, quite frankly, a ****-ridden wasteland only saved from a primary place on Irans ‘Nuke it Now’ list by virtue of it’s massive Muslim **** community. For a […]

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Doncaster – Discover The Spirit mayte!

Living in Doncaster, Yorkshire

Ahhh Doncaster, that hole surrounded by other holes such as Hull, Barnsley, Pontefract, Scunthorpe and Rotherham. You’ve probably been forced to pass here on the train at sometime in your life seeing all the attractions such as the smack rat ******** balby flats and dirty Hexthorpe. The town has gotten a little cult appeal lately, […]

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Eccles, you can only judge a sh*thole by what passes through it

Living in Eccles, Greater Manchester

My My My, There is an old saying of “You can only judge a s**t hole by what passes through it” …. aint it the truth! I have lived here for approx 18 months and it’s hell, this is not due to the area, facilities etc but the people. Salford City Council should be proud […]

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Tullibody, AKA dodge city located between Stirling and Alloa

Living in Tullibody, Scotland

Tullibody, AKA dodge city is located between Stirling and Alloa and is part of Clackmannanshire. The people of Tullibody are mostly ********, drunken ********, none of the people from Tullibody have 2 pence to rub together and the folk the kid on they have are ticked right up to the eyeballs, those people are mocked behind […]

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Northampton: come one, come all and suck us dry

Living in Northampton

Northampton is a shining example of rapid post war expansion gone wrong. I’m certain the planners of the day were doing their best but it seems like the ‘ton was a Friday afternoon rush job. after spraying the town centre with concrete they then saw fit to build a shanty town encircling the main arena. […]

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Bognor Regis… In short, everyone looks slightly odd

Living in Bognor Regis, West Sussex

Sheiks nightclub has to be one of the worst places (allegedly). People familiar with Bognor will know about the nightclub on the pier called Sheiks. Well they changed it to Visions and back again, but no-one took any notice! Firstly it is the only club in the UK where the toilets are outside across what […]

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Macclesfield: for a lass born and bred in Stockport, this place is odd

Living in Macclesfield, Cheshire

Before I **** Macc (as it’s known to the locals) let me add the plus points. Beautiful countryside, good enough shops, mostly (daytime) friendly people. But then nighttime appears and Macclesfield turns into a town from the twilight zone. As a lass born and bred in Stockport (yeah, yeah I know, blame my parents) this […]

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Blackpool (******** of the world)

Living in Blackpool, Lancashire

Having lived and worked in Blackpool for the last 20yrs you could say ive seen some changes to this once ‘nice’ popular spot for families from everywhere. Over the years it just gets worse and worse, no jobs for anyone, no positive beneficial regeneration, no one gives a **** anymore about the place. Not only […]

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