In Carnoustie high street you'll encounter groups of kids sitting outside the spar on 3 pills hugging their best friend saying "I love you bro".
Ballingry had some respectability before they closed all the mines, now the statisticians have to invent a new scale of multiple deprivation for this place as is off the scale.
Wishaw is a relatively small town in North Lanarksire famed for well... nothing.
Dundee is the largest town in Tayside. Although a city, it certainly feels like a town from the moment you arrive at the train station with only 2 platforms.
People often say to me, "oh you are from St Andrews, you must be posh?", to which I reply, "I'll tell the jokes!"