Living in Seahouses, Northumberland

Seahouses: they hide the inbred so you see what they want you to see

You would never expect that such a small village like Seahouses could be so inbred!

Living in Hull, East Yorkshire

A list of crap that you will have seen growing up in Hull

This list shows a general theme of Hull, and the festering attitude of an accepted way to live.

Living in Amble, Northumberland

Amble: the population of 6,022 is now almost entirely related

Forced to procreate among themselves for the last 600 years, Amble residents possess some of the lowest rates of genetic variation in the world.

Living in Carlin How, Cleveland

Carlin How: it’s now like walking through Beirut

The streets of Carlin How are littered with broken bottles and general scum, either high or drunk and don't dare to look anyone in the eye.

Living in Bedale, North Yorkshire

Bedale is the red and grey brick cyst on the face of the otherwise picturesque Yorkshire dales

An urban legend in Bedale is that a woman died in the beck and now haunts the waters. The water is in fact green and floating about is a stray McDonald’s wrapper.