Worst places to live in Northumberland

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  1. Living in Seahouses, Northumberland

    Seahouses: they hide the inbred so you see what they want you to see

  2. Living in Amble, Northumberland

    Amble: the population of 6,022 is now almost entirely related

  3. Living in Morpeth

    Morpeth: Is it really as posh as the posters make it look? No!

  4. Living in Ashington, Northumberland

    Ashington is now a necrotic ulcer on the nether regions of the North East

  5. Living in Wooler, Northumberland

    Wooler: in the morning it’s a lovely rural town, by midday it changes

  6. The sad decline of The North

    The sad decline of The North

  7. Living in Newbiggin by the Sea, Northumberland

    Newbiggin-By-The-Sea full of mullet, snapback, tracky bottom wearing idiots

  8. Living in Ashington

    Ashington is by far the chavviest town in Northumberland

  9. Blyth, still the C**v capital of Northumberland…..but now with a KFC

  10. berwick upon tweed

    berwick upon tweed

  11. Blyth, (Near Newcastle), Northumberland.

  12. Alnwick (Wild Wild West!)

    Alnwick (Wild Wild West!)