Heamoor, Cornwall, unknowingly venturing into the lion’s den

Living in Heamoor

Imagine it. You’ve just finished an epic, 300 mile bike ride. You’ve raised £2500 for Cancer Research; you’re ecstatic, you’re feel infinitely happy. Then, it all goes wrong. Heading to the final campsite, you turn left rather than right at the roundabout. That’s what happened to us: four teenagers on bikes unknowingly venturing into the […]

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Castleford or Cas-vegas, as it’s known locally and ironically

Living in Castleford, West Yorkshire

Cas-vegas, as it’s known locally and ironically. Home to the iconic Burberry factory… and so bad even the ne’er-do-wells are gagging to leave! This place started dying in the 1980’s, after the Tories shut down the mines, and anyone not on the dole left. Today, the town looks like a cross between a level from […]

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Holywell: full of plastic scousers

Living in Holywell, Flintshire, Wales

Residing on the banks of the Dee Estuary, which marks the extent to which its pseudo-scouse populace could swim, Holywell is an eclectic mix of sub cultures. Its hub is an interbred community from the Strand estate, who would claim that their roots stem back to the ancient Druids. The truth is that their ‘four-fathers’ […]

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Swansea ****** City

Living in Swansea

Swansea ****** city. It has lovely coastal areas and beaches… shame about the rest which includes the football hooligan racist culture and small minds womanisers, working for the weekend type of night life that is filled to the brim with orange tanned short skirt, false nails and eye lashes, wearing bintola’s, that think of nothing […]

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Wishaw, what an absolute sh*thole this place is!

Living in Wishaw, Scotland

What an absolute **** hole this place is!! I had the upmost misfortune to grow up in this Ned/drug dealing/*******/benefit seeking little ********.. Apart from its hospital, Wishaw has not seen much new development in the last few years, although thank **** there is a hospital so close to the neighbouring sess pits of craigneuk, […]

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Blackpool: The less than salubrious Seaside

Living in Blackpool, Lancashire

Blackpool, although you may think it’s a jolly seaside resort with candy floss and donkeys, it is where transients come to draw benefits in a holiday resort instead of an inner city. Go back a few streets from the prom, and you will see the deprivation, the ghettos and the rundown pubs that make up […]

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Oxford: the ugly truth revealed!

Living in Oxford

Ah, Oxford. Land of dreaming spires and colleges abound. Posh was born here. Intellectual, civilised, affluent. What they don’t tell you is the enormous disparity between areas. The gap between the rich and the poor is so huge the teeny tiny middle class just fall right in it. Actually, they are continuously forced out of […]

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Croeserw is a place of black, malevolent evil

Living in Croeserw

Croeserw is a place of black, malevolent evil. Come here, and the hairs on the back of your neck will stand to attention. You are being watched — not by trolls, or goblins, but fat, sweaty, tired-faced women, and proud taxpayers who haven’t worked since 1974. Their curtains twitch as you walk their streets. “Who […]

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Whitland: escape is futile!

Living in Whitland, Carmarthenshire, Wales

Ah the song of humming birds, the rushing sound of water as it meanders the tributaries and enchanting church bells echoing through the valley. These are all the glorious characteristics you’d normally associate with the traditional Welsh villages in the heart of Carmarthenshire and indeed one would suggest, at a first glance, that Whitland has […]

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Margate – A true horror

This is a true story. In the summer of 2017 me and a mate came up with the seemingly brilliant idea of going to Margate for the night. We both had fond memories of visiting margate from our childhood. The funfairs, the beach, the bumper cars, it seemed to make sense. However as we are […]

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Eastbourne – A gangster’s view

Living in Eastbourne, East Sussex

Anybody reading this is about to enter the deep dark underbelly that is Eastbourne. Eastbourne is rife with criminal activity including petty theft, loitering, littering and smoking in no smoking zones! Now Compare this with places like Rio De Janeiro in Brazil with its notable ‘Favellas’, with their high crime rate consisting of murder on […]

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Falmouth, the worst places have to be Old Hill and Acacia

Living in Falmouth

Falmouth is an interesting town. Vibrant, with a lot going for it. Numerous beaches and yacht havens. Yes this may seem like an ideal place to be, but there are areas that blight this town’s image. The worst places have to be Old Hill and Acacia. Two estates where the **** of the earth live […]

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