Ashington is now a necrotic ulcer on the nether regions of the North East
There is no room for idiosyncrasy in Ashington – a crime punishable by the mob. No gays, no goths, no new-romantics.
Ashington is by far the chavviest town in Northumberland
The town centre is a Greggs pastie filled hellhole which is a constant aroma of cigarette smoke.