Bolton… beyond the term “dreadful”
I've never encountered so many fat, ugly, dishevelled people nor persons exhibiting signs of mental illness in such concentrations as Bolton.
Bury: a difficult place to like
Bury has its own perfume - Eau de Weed
Shaw: The Place That Joy Forgot
All in all, Shaw is a sh*thole, and thank god I'm leaving for good. If you like being a tw@t, it could be the place for you
Failsworth: a town of hard working individuals & lazy inbred pond life
KFC/Tesco Car parks have become a homing beacon for Failsworth's chavy offspring to congregate around when they are not at the Metro Stop.
Sholver, think of it as a giant category C prison built on a hill side
Sholver & Moorside: the views are good... to all the other parts of Greater Manchester where everyone would rather be.