In Shaw, a wretched little turd like me can fight, snort coke and behave like a complete animal without so much as causing a single eyelash to flutter!
Withington is a place that Manchester should just forget about, the people there too. If you ever decide to move here, oh god, good luck to you.
When told we were moving to Harpurhey, I was devastated. I tried to throw myself under the 52 bus. Fortunately it never turned up on time.
I've never encountered so many fat, ugly, dishevelled people nor persons exhibiting signs of mental illness in such concentrations as Bolton.
Bury has its own perfume - Eau de Weed