Withington is a place that Manchester should just forget about, the people there too. If you ever decide to move here, oh god, good luck to you.
When told we were moving to Harpurhey, I was devastated. I tried to throw myself under the 52 bus. Fortunately it never turned up on time.
I've never encountered so many fat, ugly, dishevelled people nor persons exhibiting signs of mental illness in such concentrations as Bolton.
Bury has its own perfume - Eau de Weed
All in all, Shaw is a sh*thole, and thank god I'm leaving for good. If you like being a tw@t, it could be the place for you