Lowestoft, the boil on the **** of Britain

Living in Lowestoft, Suffolk

If you want to see how bad ********** can get, then come here. It makes the characters in the film Deliverance look like members of Mensa. Visit the industrial town centre and all you see are huge fat ******* pushing their buggies, chewing gum, and smoking a ***. Waddling about in lycra stretched to capacity […]

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Lowestoft: the land of gormless men & severely pale and overweight single mothers

Living in Lowestoft, Suffolk

So, unbeknownst to me, the UK has a group of possible contenders for the scenario witnessed in Battle Royale. This group of people are known as Lowestoftians. I’m pretty sure if we stuck them all on the Isle of White and told them to off each other, they would walk straight into the sea and […]

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