Ooh Alnwick, such a bizarre place. Me and my mates went up to Seahouses for the weekend and went for a night out in Alnwick. What a bad idea that turned out to be.A town so beautiful by day is frightening at night. We went to a pub near the club we were going to […]
Category: Northumberland
The worst places to live in Northumberland
Berwick-Upon-Tweed
This innocent, boring little town would, to most eyes appear to be a fairly lame tourist haven. Unfortunately, as in most similiar towns, exists a **** fraternity plumbing the depths of humanity. Prior Park, Highfields and Highcliff are the major centres of degeneration. Surveys reveal that a casual stroll through any of these slums results […]
BERWICK UPON TWEED
Welcome to BERWICK,last town in england before you hit scotland,far outpost to the **** colony,a growing breed,with a mobile in one hand and a joint in the other,********* dutifully push a full pram alongside-which is hard to do when your only 14 and the baby keeps throwing out items that have just been borrowed from […]
Bedlington
Ok. This actually includes Stakeford and Ashington also. In Bedlington the ***** like to hang around the bus stop in Bedlington station, next to Walter Wilsons. There you find two park benches that the ***** love to sit on, there are infact FIVE benches but it must be something about these two because on average […]
Hexham, Northumberland, Satan’s forsaken dross hole
I have had to add a SECOND town in our growing list of satan forsaken dross holes of the UK. Let me tell you about Hexham (hmm…sounded like a Stranglers song). Hexham is nestled comfortably on the A69 between my home town of Newcastle and Carlisle (both towns written about in iLiveHere). Hadrian’s Wall runs […]
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