Living in Ferryhill, County Durham

Ferryhill: full of inbred jobless drugged up muppets

Feel sorry for the decent folk of Ferryhill, its been reduced to a holding pen for The Jeremy Kyle Show.

Living in Ferryhill, County Durham

Ferryhill: What a f**king sh*theap

There are many attractions in Ferryhill, such as watching intoxicated slags fighting outside of the pubs.

Living in Blackhall Colliery, County Durham

Blackhall Colliery – I honestly wish I had never set foot in the place

Blackhall Colliery is the area that Mr Blair had selected to improve as it was and still is the most deprived area in the North East.

Living in Darlington

Mixed bag for Darlington (Darlo)

Darlington is a mixed bag. It consists of the best and the worst, and by the worst, I mean you'll feel like you're in Mogadishu or Baghdad.

Living in Stanley Crook, Durham

Stanley Crook – A place where no one lives and no one has heard of

There are no burglaries in Stanley Crook, simply because there are no shops and nothing of value to steal.