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Middlesbrough, kiddos.

Living in Middlesborough

I’ve lived in Middlesbrough since 2014 and to put it lightly, f*ck this place. Now, I’m not going to generalise here but as a person who grew up in a quaint rural town in the south, moving to Middlesbrough was a shock to me in many ways. The town does have its ups, for example […]

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middlesbrough’s health

****’s you wont have to go far to find them, usually parking their saxo with thousands of pounds of additional ice and diy pimp my ride add on **** at the drive through at mcdonalds, single mums from pallister park are a common **** sighting in the town centre, spending the income support at jjb, warren […]

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middlesbrough

mmm.what can i say, a **** mecca at the moment, greggs the baker has  shops on  what seems like every street corner, with lots of vicky pollards ******* about with her fella to whom she has damnated another sprogg to the welfare state, baby bonds vouchers are no used to ***** in the boro unless […]

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middlesbrough

all i can say it is the LOS ANGELES of the north for its awfull culture, no wonder its in an area with an identity crisis, the ***** are even infecting the law abiding outer suberbs due to the local mayor asbo ing them from the local bells store and day and night stores, the […]

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Middlesbrough

When i first arrived in middlesbrough, i was excited that i was moving away from home to uni, my thoughts quickly changed. Immediately as i stepped off the train i was greeted by hundreds of ***** in the station, dressed in their ‘**** uniforms’,(just be glad we can identify them!) making their little spit patterns […]

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Middlesbrough, If one town deserves…nay, pleads to be wiped from existence, this sh*tehole is it

Living in Middlesborough

If one town deserves…nay, pleads to be wiped from existence, this sh*tehole is it. For the geographically challenged, Boro lies to the South of Newcastle and Sunderland, hidden by a miasma of green noxious gas, presumably produced at the Joker’s lair in Billingham. Indeed this heavy industrial fog has given rise to the generic nickname […]

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Middlesbrough

Middlesbrough, truly the town that time forgot. Sometimes I half expect Doug McClure to come running round a corner being hotly pursued by neanderthals only in this nightmare they are dressed in tracksuits and cheap jewellery. Once you reach Middlesbrough you face the ordeal of having to enter it. Some say never go on first […]

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Middlesbrough

40% full of fatherless delinquints, you will get quite alot of decent boro folk, but once you venture out at night you will see the real underbelly of the beast. ****-girls dressed all proudly in their latest stolen white tracksuites following ******, uneducated, ugly and not to mention dirty male *****. one area, acklam living […]

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Middlesbrough

Well middlesbrough has been rated the 5th worst place to live in the united kingdom, have they bothered to check out the towns around it too? like eston, southbank and grangetown? jesus christ, if you think middlesbrough is a good place to live then your blind to what goes on around you, or you just […]

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