Newbiggin-By-The-Sea, where do i start? Newbiggin is a small fishing village in Northumberland North East, crawling with dressing gown wearing teenage mums, underage smokers and drinkers, and loud rowdy locals! This town is by far, one of the worst places to be in the whole of Northumberland. Its streets are filled with mullet, snapback, nike, tracky bottom wearers.
Newbiggin By The Sea, used to be a big tourist attraction, with its sandy beaches, big Victorian houses and friendly people. But now!? Now its filled with horses tied to local council fields, its beaches are covered in dog excrement, empty bottles of Frosty Jacks and 3 Hammers and lets not forget tab dumps! In fact, you cant walk anywhere in Newbiggin without trampling in dog excrement, or well can we guess? HORSE SH*T. Everywhere you go, you see people flying recklessly around on their horse and carts, holding up traffic and just generally acting like they’re hard.
Let’s name some of the local estates? Well number one, is the Moore estate! This place is by far the worst place to live in Newbiggin. Number two, would have to be the second most awful place to live in Newbiggin is definitely one hundred percent is the colliery. That place has more horses then the wild west, its skate park is full of sweaty ne’er-do-wells, who all like to pile in there and make a noise on a Friday night when they finish school for the week. Last but least? Can we guess again?? The Avenues? That place stinks of tab smoke, chip pans, and burnt toast. They all stand at their doors with their dressing gowns on having conversations about 6 doors down from each other! Annoying! And this is why Newbiggin, needs to be ridiculed.
Wooler: in the morning it’s a lovely rural town, by midday it changes
Newbiggin-By-The-Sea full of mullet, snapback, tracky bottom wearing idiots
Seahouses: they hide the ****** so you see what they want you to see
Blyth, still the **** capital of Northumberland…..but now with a KFC
Morpeth: Is it really as posh as the posters make it look? No!
Ashington is by far the ********* town in Northumberland
Amble: the population of 6,022 is now almost entirely related
Ashington is now a necrotic ulcer on the nether regions of the North East