Oh Longtown… You suck!
Longtown has a long history, especially with it being on the border of England and Scotland. Although ask many of the locals who were educated from the 80s onwards and they couldn't tell you any of it.
Carlisle: the people who inhabit this city are not quite right
Carlise: a land you will never forget and unless you have a raging drug problem, you will never visit again.
Carlisle, welcome to yesterday… today!
Why not give sunny Carlisle a try, simply turn off at junction 42 of the M6 and hopefully no one will ever find out you've been.
Wigton is a crummy little town
There are parents walking about with kids in prams at 11/12pm going for their nightly hit at the closest dealers house.
The sad decline of The North
This country is a shell of its former self, and the blame lies not with those chavs , but the pin-striped gangsters at the top.