Botcherby, Carlisle
(466 crimes in Mar 2022)
Barrow-in-Furness
(462 crimes in Mar 2022)
Carlisle
(438 crimes in Mar 2022)
Beacon Hill, Barrow-in-Furness
(420 crimes in Mar 2022)
Newbarns, Barrow-in-Furness
(420 crimes in Mar 2022)
Salthouse, Barrow-in-Furness
(383 crimes in Feb 2022)
Knowefield, Carlisle
(339 crimes in Mar 2022)
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(277 crimes in Feb 2022)
Currock, Carlisle
(237 crimes in Mar 2022)
Belah, Carlisle
(225 crimes in Mar 2022)

Burneside: a welcome to the Lakes

Living in Burneside, Cumbria

Imagine a scenic little village perched on the very edge of the lake district where the hushed serenity is only broken by the delightful sounds of lambs gamboling in the verdant fields, you’ll have to use your imagination and possibly ear protection as the vast industrial edifice of the paper mill in the village [allegedly] […]

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Oh Longtown… You suck!

Living in Longtown, Cumbria

Longtown has a long history, especially with it being on the border of England and Scotland. Although ask many of the locals who were educated from the 80s onwards and they couldn’t tell you any of it. A lot of the shops are owned by natives of the town, which is good as they know […]

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Barrow In Furness… Love it?

Now I’ve been in Barrow several times, it’s a place where the local youth don’t know what’s what and starts to pick fights just to occupy themselves, crazy ladies with three dogs start talking to you about their walnut cabinett and the police are just as fat and hairless like the police in switzerland that eat fondue on top […]

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Millom Chavopolis

Please come to Millom Cumbria, insular and ****** like something out of the bayou in the Everglades Florida, that was in the film Deliverence with John Voight! The ***** mainly hang amout the Bridge Cafe. After a pointless trip to nearby Barrow in furness to qualify for their Educational Maintainance Allowance at Furness College the […]

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