Poor souls who stray into the feral residential areas of Maryport are presumed dead until seen again.
Looking for a place that’s got drugs and drunks out in the street at 2 am on Saturday morning? Then Kendal is the place.
Longtown has a long history, especially with it being on the border of England and Scotland. Although ask many of the locals who were educated from the 80s onwards and they couldn't tell you any of it.
Carlise: a land you will never forget and unless you have a raging drug problem, you will never visit again.
Why not give sunny Carlisle a try, simply turn off at junction 42 of the M6 and hopefully no one will ever find out you've been.