South East - iLiveHere: Best & Worst UK Towns Reviewed

Headley Down, show me a town where teenagers don’t try and bum cigs off you

Oh my God people… Seriously? Are you kidding me? Have any of you lived in London? Glasgow? Leeds? Manchester? I had to laugh at some of the reviews for Headley Down and thought I might throw a couple of comments in myself. Most of the other reviews are from 7 years ago and are from […]

Hoo, if you smoke weed then there’s one dealer for every 3 people

Welcome to Hoo, if you smoke weed then there’s one dealer per every 3 people. Other than that there’s the ‘hoo boyz’ LOL a wannabe gang. I think someone needs to show them on a map that they don’t live in south east London, they live in a village… Then you have the Hoo Appreciation […]

West Byfleet, a town dominated by rich middle class *****

West Byfleet, a town dominated by rich middle class ***** living in neighbourhoods such as dartnell park. The offical car of west byfleet is a merc or an audi, if you have neither you clearly dont belong here. Pointless shops such as Heather Forster and the numerous restaurants along the highstreet struggle to compete against […]

Bracknell, If Berkshire needed an enema this is where they’d stick the tube

Bracknell, where do I start? In Priestwood and Bullbrook they took the worst tenants from the three surrounding counties and dumped them on these two estates. In short you don’t need to watch TV crime drama’s as anyone who isn’t a **** will tell you, just look outside your window. Fight, shoplifting, drug dealing cars […]

Chatham, people can often be seen urinating in the street

After having the misfortune of reading (with a struggle) the last post about Chatham i thought i would add my tuppence. I like many other that came from this town failed by an education system that was more interested in having their *** break at the rear or the tech block, than educating pupils, have […]

Wantage, Oxfordshire

So, the main interests in Wantage and Grove are the skatepark and just dossing around town, under the car parks, under the iron bridge, or sat by the bus stop in the middle of town using their wifi. there are certain groups of lads and they usually stay in their pack in never usually let […]

Margate: A Dystopia of Epic Proportions

Margate is a seaside town that resides on the Isle of Thanet, a fairly infamous place anyway, trying to find fame or grab the headlines however it can. I’m 18 years old, lived in Margate all of my life, and about to move to Portsmouth for University. Its fair to say this about Margate: There […]

Hayes, Middlesex, I have seen a big decline in the area

I have lived in Hayes for fifteen years now and in that time I have seen a big decline in the area. Hillingdon council seem to have little interest in the the cleanliness and I have rarely seen a roadsweeper, and **** a big problem. As Hayes is very multi cultural there are a lot […]

Reading – it’s the home of some great characters

I’m not going to go into everything that makes Reading the worst town ever, but here’s my top three ladies and gentlemen. Firstly, the high street. It’s like every single person who owns a guitar in the world has decided Reading high street is the new Glastonbury. Hey, let just set up a great stonking […]

Dover Councillors’ not so White Cliffs

A QUESTIONABLE NASTY WHIFF HANGS OVER DOVER DISTRICT COUNCIL AS IT MAKES HISTORY BY BECOMING THE FIRST COUNCIL IN ENGLAND TO GRANT PLANNING PERMISSION FOR A CAR WASH IN A CONSERVATION AREA. The Historic town of Dover once more makes history, only this time not by faithfully protecting our shores from Johnny Foreigner and his […]

Thinking about moving to New Ash Green – DON’T!!

Anyone thinking about moving to New Ash Green – DON’T!! Unless you want your kids ending up on the dole, snorting coke for a living. I have lived here in NAG my entire life and can’t wait to get out. Every single one of my mates from school has ended up a little cokehead, and […]

Ashford, once a village, became ruined due to the airport

What a blessing for postal codes as most of our mail in the past ended up in Kent. Ashford once a village became ruined as did Stanwell just up the road due to the airport. The town is kept alive only just, by numerous nail shops, charity shops, 2 coffee shops, numerous takeaways, 2 chinese […]