Dover – Most neglected unloved town in the UK
The German Army should've levelled Dover back in the 1940's and maybe it wouldn't look like the scrotum of Quasimodo that it does now.
Gillingham: a quaint little sh*tehouse situated on the river Medway
Gillingham people are easy to distinguish from Chatham-ites (where the geezers are half puggy & most of the lardarse ladies are on the game).
Sheerness: where hopes, dreams and junkies go to die
Sheerness is the end of the line... on a sticky-floored tube train that smells of stale piss, Stella Artois, Amber Leaf and misanthropy.
Aylesham is a village of Anti-Conservatives and racists
Aylesham has recently gone through a delightful upgrade to the anger of the local residents, who don't like "new bas*ards" in the village.
Luton in Chatham is the festering cesspit of Medway
Luton, in Chatham is filthy dirty & without doubt the worst place in Kent. It's got every breed of muggers, rapists, druggies and thieves.