Living in Herne Bay, Kent

Herne Bay: Kent’s finest for coke addled spontaneous sparring sessions


Living in Dover, Kent

Dover – Most neglected unloved town in the UK


Living in Gillingham, Kent

Gillingham: a quaint little sh*tehouse situated on the river Medway


Living in Sheerness

Sheerness: where hopes, dreams and junkies go to die


Living in Aylesham, Kent

Aylesham is a village of Anti-Conservatives and racists


Living in luton in Chatham

Luton in Chatham is the festering cesspit of Medway


Living in Gravesend

Gravesend: Yea or Nay?


Living in Thanet

A weary resident’s guide to Planet Thanet


Living in Dymchurch

Dymchurch, a geriatric landfill on the south-east coast of Kent


Living in Faversham, Kent

Faversham, Kent, avoid this dump like the plague


Living in Rochester, Kent

Rochester should forget Dickens. He’s dead & the town should try a new trick


Living in Hoo, Kent

Hoo, if you smoke weed then there’s one dealer for every 3 people