I woke one morning in Maidenhead, looked out the window and thought ‘oh my god, I have completely failed in life’.
Every group of Sandhurst teenagers should have one of their mothers along to make sure they play nicely and clean up after themselves.
You'll find a population lacking in common manners, who are willing to barge into you, yell at you for being their way & spit on the floor.
The infamy of Bracknell is so widespread that no one from the surrounding areas wants to move here.
One time I walked down a smelly alley and a random man leers at me, 'Oh yeeeeeeeees. I like them malnourished,' he says. Malnourished? What?