Every group of Sandhurst teenagers should have one of their mothers along to make sure they play nicely and clean up after themselves.
You'll find a population lacking in common manners, who are willing to barge into you, yell at you for being their way & spit on the floor.
The infamy of Bracknell is so widespread that no one from the surrounding areas wants to move here.
One time I walked down a smelly alley and a random man leers at me, 'Oh yeeeeeeeees. I like them malnourished,' he says. Malnourished? What?
Maidenhead's train station sign should say "Abandon all hope here". The place has been shafted by its Tory council for years, and now is a ghost town of 99p shops, coffee outlets and sod all else.