Worst places to live in

1. 

   Chatham: the dog sh*t splattered patio of the Garden of England

2. 

   Gillingham – Lively Rubbish Bin of the South East

3. 

   Gillingham: a quaint little sh*tehouse situated on the river Medway

4. 

   Luton in Chatham is the festering cesspit of Medway

5. 

   Rochester should forget Dickens. He’s dead & the town should try a new trick

6. 

   Hoo, if you smoke weed then there’s one dealer for every 3 people

7. 

   Chatham, Kent, aka Chavham

8. 

   Strood, Rochester, Kent