The Ontological Degradation of the Fareham Borough

Living in Fareham

When I was younger, I had fond memories of Fareham. I still nostalgically reminisce about going on leisurely walks with my family when I was around seven years old. Growing up, however, has taught me that I was either: oblivious to how disgusting this place is, or my generation has tainted Fareham with its complete […]

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Reading – what was a fairly nice university town is now a hell hole

Living in Reading, Berkshire

Reading is full of pubs for people who want to drink till they puke, and believe me you will find plenty of people like that. So much so, that they now have a special bus just to cope with the “revellers” in the hope of stopping them from ending up in the A&E but if […]

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Lee-On-The-Solent, as it’s known by the egotistical posh people

Living in Lee-On-Solent

Lee-On-Solent. Lee-On-The-Solent. Lee. Whatever you decide to call it, Lee-On-The-Solent is that lovely little area that seems to have way too many roads for its size, situated a little bit away from Gosport. For those who study demographics, Lee-On-Solent is very interesting. There are three types of people: Old, posh, self centered God-Botherers who don’t […]

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Pagham: that fieldy place adjacent to Bognor Regis

Living in Pagham

Pagham: that fieldy place adjacent to Bognor Regis, neighbour to Chichester and the land of “No, you can’t cut across there to get to Selsey.” If you’re in the lucky 0.8% of the Pagham population who is under 60 years old and doesn’t drive a Nissan Micra at an astounding 15mph, well done. You’ve somehow […]

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High Wycombe, hearing the words reminds of the smells of piss & ganja

Living in High Wycombe

High Wycombe, two of the worst words in the English language, just hearing the words reminds of the smells of piss and ganja. I have had the unfortunate burden of being born and living in this town, Being here my whole life, I can give the true “lowdown” on this Buckinghamshire ghetto. Firstly, what is […]

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Loudwater – “the edge of High Wycombe, not actually High Wycombe, OK???”

Living in Loudwater, High Wycombe

Loudwater is a ‘not-village’ nestled between the black hole of High Wycombe and the posh, achingly middle class Beaconsfield. Situated along London Road, walking anywhere in Loudwater means dodging cars hurtling off the roundabout towards the motorway or trundling to Tesco. Incidentally, living in Loudwater for long enough might just be enough to persuade you […]

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Rochester should forget Dickens. He’s dead & the town should try a new trick

Living in Rochester, Kent

Rochester, where to start, firstly forget Dickens, the locals hang onto that image with every thread in their cheap market clothing. He’s dead, and the town should try a new trick. All the local are so, ‘Oh, we live in Rochester’ really??? It really is the very very slightly upmarket Medway town, as in lower […]

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Oh Milton Keynes, Milton Keynes… what have you done to yourself?

Living in Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire

Oh Milton Keynes, Milton Keynes…what have you done to yourself? A long standing national joke about Concrete Cows, the gridded roads and a bought in Football team. That’s most people’s sum knowledge about MK, and to be honest, it was mine until i had the dire misfortune to think that moving here would be a […]

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Aldershot: is not all bad, in fact, it’s quite good!

Is Aldershot, Hampshire a nice place to live

After reading many different posts about Aldershot and just how bad it supposedly is, I felt compelled to write something of my own experience. After doing some research like most people I found that Aldershot has good links to both London and Reading. Something that is becoming more and more desirable as London is brought […]

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