Living in Shirley, Southampton

Southampton: The ex soviet bloc government funded retirement resort

It has now gotten to the point down Shirley high street in Southampton, that there's more Polish/Romanian/Bulgarian/ ex USSR signs than there are charity shops!

Living in Fareham, Hampshire

Fareham: if inbreeding was a town.

I've lived in Fareham my whole life, but it wasn't until I was 16 that I realised why there were so many buck-toothed-cross-eyed-chavs.

Living in Fareham

The Ontological Degradation of the Fareham Borough

The majority of Fareham people are scared, & subsequently angered, by what they do not understand. Basically, everything scares/angers them.

Living in Lee-On-Solent

Lee-On-The-Solent, as it’s known by the egotistical posh people

There is literally nothing to do in Lee-On-Solent, unless you want to go to Subway, Tesco Express or you're looking for a retirement flat.

Aldershot is not all bad, in fact, it’s quite good!

Aldershot is not all bad, in fact, it’s quite good!

The houses were cheap, but they wont be for long. I got my house 1 year ago and it's gone up by 30k. Now that can't be bad can it?