Southampton: The ex soviet bloc government funded retirement resort
It has now gotten to the point down Shirley high street in Southampton, that there's more Polish/Romanian/Bulgarian/ ex USSR signs than there are charity shops!
Fareham: if inbreeding was a town.
I've lived in Fareham my whole life, but it wasn't until I was 16 that I realised why there were so many buck-toothed-cross-eyed-chavs.
The Ontological Degradation of the Fareham Borough
The majority of Fareham people are scared, & subsequently angered, by what they do not understand. Basically, everything scares/angers them.
Lee-On-The-Solent, as it’s known by the egotistical posh people
There is literally nothing to do in Lee-On-Solent, unless you want to go to Subway, Tesco Express or you're looking for a retirement flat.
Aldershot is not all bad, in fact, it’s quite good!
The houses were cheap, but they wont be for long. I got my house 1 year ago and it's gone up by 30k. Now that can't be bad can it?