Abingdon or more accurately, “ScAbingdon”

Living in Abingdon, Oxfordshire

Abingdon, oh Abingdon. One of the oldest inhabited towns in England is now one of the newest blights on civilised society. A Brexit-voting hinterland of Greek barbers who will willingly set your ear hair on fire for a tenner, punctuated by coffee shops that sell warm ***** and a historic centre that is a minefield […]

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Didcot – a railway siding dressed up as a portal to real, actual hell

Living in Didcot, Oxfordshire

Didcot has a rich heritage revolving around railways and the golden age of steam. Sadly though, Didcot does not immediately evoke happy memories of trundling along the traintracks as your engine gathers pace. Instead it’s a foul excrescence of a town that seems trapped in a time-bubble that began on the 31st of December 1969 […]

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Wood Farm Estate, Oxford: is Horrible – Don’t go There

Living in the Wood Farm Estate, Oxford

The whole place is a tip. There are no two ways about it. The shops are run down and are full of shopkeepers who don’t even appear the slightest bit interested in you. When I went into the Co-Op, the guy behind the desk was on ‘RateMyTurban.com’ for a good 20 seconds, before he noticed […]

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Blackbird Leys, Oxford is a Haven for the Underclass

Living in Blackbird Leys, Oxford

This is my views on Blackbird Leys in Oxford. I went here once on a Tuesday afternoon in 2014 to see what it was like. Never again. I felt sick when walking around and would rather move to Uzbekistan than spend more than 10 minutes in this dump. The Estate is beyond repair and is […]

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Thame: the gene pool is rapidly stagnating

Living in Thame

Thame, our little wildcard, nestled at the foot of the Chilterns is slowly being overrun by chain stores, overtly gregarious Polish men in doner kebab vans enticing already faintly obese middle-aged men to their early deaths by mystery meats, and a cancerously prolific abundance of very mediocre Asian restaurants and takeaways that all taste the […]

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Thame: Still a hole!

Living in Thame, Oxfordshire

Thame is the pit stop for surrounding areas, the ugly inbetweener, the lonely third wheel, the commuter’s choice between Oxford, MK and London. It serves its purpose as a literal stepping stone — having often being mistaken as an island: knee-deep submerged in the cowshit tainted flood plains that encompass the place. In Thame, the […]

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Oxford, where posh people impose segregation on everyone else

Living in Oxford, you're either Town or Gown

This is class war pure and simple. Instituted by the posh, the privately educated, the connected, those who have money and go to Oxford University, the majority of whom are white (99.9%) private school twats. The class segregation excludes the rest of the “people” of Oxford, those people who didn’t have riding lessons, go fox […]

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Oxford: the ugly truth revealed!

Living in Oxford

Ah, Oxford. Land of dreaming spires and colleges abound. Posh was born here. Intellectual, civilised, affluent. What they don’t tell you is the enormous disparity between areas. The gap between the rich and the poor is so huge the teeny tiny middle class just fall right in it. Actually, they are continuously forced out of […]

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Faringdon – Idillic Country Town with a sting in the tail

As you approach this leafy farm town out in the far west edge of Oxfordshire, you would be forgiven to think that this pretty little market town would be a suitable area to rest your weary head during the out of hours from a busy hectic life.  You would be forgiven, of course, because I […]

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