Hayes is a very dull and depressing area, there are no nice parks, there is nowhere to go if you feel like a walk and no places of interest.
Ashford has one item not wanted and that is a prison for women formerly a remand centre this facility attracts drug dealers no one wants those in their town.
What happened to Ashford? It used to be this lovely little village where everyone knew each other. Nowadays it's filled with total muppets.
Well what can i say, they've taken over, the townies/chavsters now rule the once quiet little town of Uxbridge. They gather (in a similar, well exact actually, fashion to flys around a steaming pile