Living in Hailsham, East Sussex

Hailsham… Town of the ‘wannabe’

Towns near Hailsham are similar. The people don't know how lucky they are to have grown up in an area with no guns and clean air.

Living in East Grinstead, West Sussex

East Grinstead: a nothing town filled with horrible people

Although East Grinstead has one of the oldest high streets in the country, it does not take away from the fact that it’s a nasty horrible place.

Living in St Leonards on sea, East Sussex

St Leonards on sea is the place to be… for hipster’s parents!

Once the asset location of slumlords, St Leonards on sea is now the (2nd) home of an equally odious breed of parasite, the hipster's parents.

Living in Horsham, West Sussex

Is it Horsham or is just me?

The rambling existential crisis of a smug Horsham narcissist. Horsham... it is paradoxically the worst and best place to live.

Living in High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire

High Wycombe- a place once famed for its furniture making and heritage, now famed for being a s**thole

High Wycombe, a place so dull and awful it cannot be said enough, a town once known as a scenic marketplace is now just a squalid mess.