Living in Totteridge

Totteridge: Where every Tesco comes with a bunch of hoodrats!

Ever wondered what it would be like to live in hell? Visit Totteridge where every 13 year old girl gets a pram bought for her at Xmas!

Living in Chesham

Chesham! More Like Mayhem!

Chesham, despite having a charming Old Town, is akin to the seventh ring of hell!

Living in High Wycombe

High Wycombe, hearing the words reminds of the smells of piss & ganja

High Wycombe, a pretty crap place to live, but as many Wycombeners say "At least it's not Slough"

Living in Loudwater, High Wycombe

Loudwater – “the edge of High Wycombe, not actually High Wycombe, OK???”

I doubt anyone would drag themselves to this unfortunate sh*thole, except to pass through after escaping its dismal neighbour, High Wycombe.

Living in Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire

Oh Milton Keynes, Milton Keynes… what have you done to yourself?

If only…if only all places were like Milton Keynes. Thankfully they’re not. They have soul. Even Peterborough.