Ever wondered what it would be like to live in hell? Visit Totteridge where every 13 year old girl gets a pram bought for her at Xmas!
Chesham, despite having a charming Old Town, is akin to the seventh ring of hell!
High Wycombe, a pretty crap place to live, but as many Wycombeners say "At least it's not Slough"
I doubt anyone would drag themselves to this unfortunate sh*thole, except to pass through after escaping its dismal neighbour, High Wycombe.
If only…if only all places were like Milton Keynes. Thankfully they’re not. They have soul. Even Peterborough.