Milton Keynes
(649 crimes in Apr 2022)
Manor Park, Aylesbury
(424 crimes in Apr 2022)
Walton, Aylesbury
(400 crimes in Apr 2022)
Terriers, Wycombe
(373 crimes in Apr 2022)
Aylesbury
(336 crimes in Apr 2022)
Totteridge, Wycombe
(279 crimes in Apr 2022)
Netherfield, Bletchley
(254 crimes in Apr 2022)
Farnham Park, South Bucks
(232 crimes in Apr 2022)
Farnham Royal, South Bucks
(232 crimes in Apr 2022)
Bierton, Aylesbury
(216 crimes in Apr 2022)

High Wycombe aka BTEC Slough

Living in High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire

“Breaking News: Man stabbed outside church”, only in High Wycombe does someone get shanked in front of the Lord and half the population of Frogmore is permanently sh*t-faced and…umm…Desborough. The epitome of abject failure and never ending misery. When you get so lost you wind up in High Wycombe, you’ll have the sudden urge to […]

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High Wycombe- a place once famed for its furniture making and heritage, now famed for being a s**thole

Living in High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire

A place so dull and awful it cannot be said enough, a town once known as a scenic marketplace is now just a squalid mess, the very centre of Wycombe is the worst with up to 12 homeless people either asking for change or threatening you around it seems every corner. A familiar sight is […]

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Chesham! More Like Mayhem!

Living in Chesham

Chesham, despite having a charming Old Town, is akin to the seventh ring of hell! I have lived in this nightmare place for seven years now and hate, hate, HATE it! It is a haven for narrow minded gossips who ‘have’ to focus on the lives of others as their own lives are pretty empty […]

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Loudwater – “the edge of High Wycombe, not actually High Wycombe, OK???”

Living in Loudwater, High Wycombe

Loudwater is a ‘not-village’ nestled between the black hole of High Wycombe and the posh, achingly middle class Beaconsfield. Situated along London Road, walking anywhere in Loudwater means dodging cars hurtling off the roundabout towards the motorway or trundling to Tesco. Incidentally, living in Loudwater for long enough might just be enough to persuade you […]

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Marlow, Full of smug yummy-mummies & the stockbrokers who keep them

Living in Marlow

Full of smug, self-satisfied yummy-mummies and the stockbrokers who keep them, alongside ancient crumblies who clog the pavements walking 3 astride at 1mph. On the weekend it acts as a haven for the High Wycombe catchment area, attracting aspirational lady diners and bar-goers in search of their very own stockbroker. Inevitably this attracts cynical gentlemen […]

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Neath Hill, Milton Keynes

When the local *** offenders aren’t assaulting you or offering to show you their genitalia – you’re treated to being followed home by groups of ***** who provide a constant stream of verbal and physical abuse, that or a mugging. The pub is situated in the heart of the ‘local centre’, this means anyone innocently […]

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