Living in East Grinstead, West Sussex

East Grinstead: a nothing town filled with horrible people

Although East Grinstead has one of the oldest high streets in the country, it does not take away from the fact that it’s a nasty horrible place.

Living in Horsham, West Sussex

Is it Horsham or is just me?

The rambling existential crisis of a smug Horsham narcissist. Horsham... it is paradoxically the worst and best place to live.

Living in Bognor Regis

Bognor Regis is the sh*test backwater slop-house

Living here for 10 years now, I have to say that Bognor Regis is the sh*test backwater slop-house that you could ever hope to not live in.

Living in Horsham, West Sussex

Horsham, a nothing town of retired or retiring civil service employees

Horsham youngsters are an obnoxious bunch. Many have daddies in tax abusing civil service jobs & play the card 'do you know who my dad is'.

Living in Horsham

Horsham, AKA Bore-sham

Horesham, it could far be worse, you could go 9 miles down the road looking for redemption and end up in the crotch of West Sussex, CRAWLEY!