Living in Crawley, West Sussex

Avoid Crawley if you have a shred of decency


Living in Haywards Heath, West Sussex

Haywards Heath – the patio of England


Living in East Grinstead, West Sussex

East Grinstead: a nothing town filled with horrible people


Living in Horsham, West Sussex

Is it Horsham or is just me?




Living in Bognor Regis

Bognor Regis is the sh*test backwater slop-house


Living in Horsham, West Sussex

Horsham, a nothing town of retired or retiring civil service employees


Living in Horsham

Horsham, AKA Bore-sham


Living in Midhurst, West Sussex

Midhurst, home of the tripods




Living in Pagham

Pagham: that fieldy place adjacent to Bognor Regis


Broadfield V Croydon or Sutton

Broadfield V Croydon or Sutton


Living in Horsham, West Sussex

Horsham, overrated, overpriced, up-its-arse boring, bland sh*thole


Living in Bognor Regis, West Sussex

Bognor Regis is the only place I know that has a clear class divide