Crawley, this town is an utter, utter sh*t hole - far worse than I ever imagined.
Haywards Heath is a characterless, noisy, nightmare. It is a swindle-hole full of rot, with not a scrap of Heath land in sight.
Although East Grinstead has one of the oldest high streets in the country, it does not take away from the fact that it’s a nasty horrible place.
The rambling existential crisis of a smug Horsham narcissist. Horsham... it is paradoxically the worst and best place to live.
Living here for 10 years now, I have to say that Bognor Regis is the sh*test backwater slop-house that you could ever hope to not live in.