Living in Crawley, West Sussex

Avoid Crawley if you have a shred of decency

Crawley, this town is an utter, utter sh*t hole - far worse than I ever imagined.

Living in Haywards Heath, West Sussex

Haywards Heath – the patio of England

Haywards Heath is a characterless, noisy, nightmare. It is a swindle-hole full of rot, with not a scrap of Heath land in sight.

Living in East Grinstead, West Sussex

East Grinstead: a nothing town filled with horrible people

Although East Grinstead has one of the oldest high streets in the country, it does not take away from the fact that it’s a nasty horrible place.

Living in Horsham, West Sussex

Is it Horsham or is just me?

The rambling existential crisis of a smug Horsham narcissist. Horsham... it is paradoxically the worst and best place to live.

Living in Bognor Regis

Bognor Regis is the sh*test backwater slop-house

Living here for 10 years now, I have to say that Bognor Regis is the sh*test backwater slop-house that you could ever hope to not live in.