If Slough and Gaza had a love child, Wycombe would be the end result. This is not a town; this is a crater of depression reminiscent of cancer. Literally, if you have considered committing suicide go to High Wycombe. The gods blessed my family by allowing us to live on the outskirts of the district, […]
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Now, Leeds. There’s so much talk about how much of a cosmopolitan city it is. How the city centre hosts so much dazzling architecture. How it is a melding pot of all sorts of cultures, world famous, a conglomerate of various lifestyles. In fact, a list came out a few years ago with the 50 […]
Buckingham is a small market town about 15 miles from that renowned concrete anthill, Milton Keynes. To the untrained eye, it seems like a rather lovely place to live – old buildings devoid of 1960s brutalism, two supermarkets, lots of little indie shops etc. But the only thing that’s good about it…is not living there. […]
This not one town but an accretion of conurb that has malignantly grown on the **** of West Yorkshire. The name is slang in Leeds/Bradford and is not used lightly. It incorporates a triangular(ish) area from Halifax, Cleckheaton, Dewsbury and of course Huddersfield. As with the rest of the UK it has become a festering […]
i can honestly say, i dont recognise britain today it is a ******** of ginormous atnotomous proportion, so many hummer bummers, claiming dole of the state goverment, when you think so many of us are going out to work to keep these **** head ******* ina job and that they dont bother to put anthing, **** all […]
Well i live in good ole Keighley near Bradford. i must admit i am not proud to live there! Go to keighley and you can guarentee you will meet a **** within 2 minutes of your stay. usualy found outside the bus station with a pram, a ***, a can of beer, a druggie boyfriend […]
I’m sure you’ve read about other towns being ******** with *****, I mean, why else would you be on this site? Anywho, I assure you that you haven’t yet read about a town so pathetic and ‘wannabe’ as Morley. So where is Morley? Morley’s in Leeds. It’s quite a small place but is ******** with […]
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Where do i start! Silsden, is what appears to be a small quiet village community and to any outsiders probably is, but until you live there, you don’t see the truth the real underbelly of what could be the next countryside getaway… when actually its quite possibly one of the biggest ********* you’ve ever seen…. […]
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I would like to nominate keighley as the ultimate in **** towns. The variants of this cancer located in Keighley are far worse than the average **** found elsewhere. For a start a, lack of designer labels you won’t find much Burberry, Stone Island etc round here the average **** would more likely be wearing […]
I felt that a heart-warming account of the place I grew up in was necessary 🙂 Tamworth can best be described as the ‘Stealth-****’ capital of the UK. At a glance it is a picture of middle-England respectability with its beautiful castle, church and statue of Sir Robert Peel – (rather ironically) the father of […]
Keighley ‘The GateWay to Borstal’ is situated about 10 miles north of Bradford in West Yorkshire. With its beautiful 60’s landmark shopping centre and dire atmosphere of oppression and violence, who can fail to be charmed by the carefree dancing of chip-bags being tossed around the bus station on fetid breaths of biscuits, dogs and […]
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A small dank pond full of pram pushers, pasty faced weevils with attention deficit disorder and crumbling sad damp abandoned old people.It has no Mcds because it is so ****.The grannie and grandad ***** ( Kev and Julie) wander about in soggy smoke smelling denim on the way to giro encashment.Like Bradford Chavdom has spread […]
