Living in Cannock, Staffordshire

Cannock: What a hole

My balanced and fair view of Cannock is that it is an utter s***hole and if Kim Jong-Un is thinking of places to Nuke, then I’d recommend this steaming pile of shit!

Living in Leamington Spa, Warwickshire

Leamington Spa: Stale magnolia casting its vanilla doom all over the town

Leamington Spa folks still haven't worked out that being a lower class or foreign is not necessarily grounds for arrest and/or disgust.

Living in Donnginton, Telford, Shropshire

Donnington, Telford – Home of alleged perverts and drugs

The only people that should live in Donnington, Telford are perverts, sickos and people who want to buy a stupidly overpriced house.

Stoke-on-trent, more like Sh*thole-on-trent

Stoke-on-trent, if you want to lose the will to live come here, if not stay away!

Living in Castle Bromwich, Solihull

Castle Bromwhich is a s******e to live in

The police in Castle Bromwich are useless, I still hear pit bikes going around all day and all night.