Living in Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire

Stoke on Trent – the place the Government forgot

Sunny Stoke-On-Trent seems to attract some of the worst expectations, with the Government itself reported to understand that the area is suitable only for warehousing and call centres... classy!

Living in Cannock, Staffordshire

Cannock: What a hole

My balanced and fair view of Cannock is that it is an utter s***hole and if Kim Jong-Un is thinking of places to Nuke, then I’d recommend this steaming pile of shit!

Living in Leamington Spa, Warwickshire

Leamington Spa: Stale magnolia casting its vanilla doom all over the town

Leamington Spa folks still haven't worked out that being a lower class or foreign is not necessarily grounds for arrest and/or disgust.

Living in Donnginton, Telford, Shropshire

Donnington, Telford – Home of alleged perverts and drugs

The only people that should live in Donnington, Telford are perverts, sickos and people who want to buy a stupidly overpriced house.

Stoke-on-trent, more like Sh*thole-on-trent

Stoke-on-trent, if you want to lose the will to live come here, if not stay away!