Living in Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire

Stoke on Trent – the place the Government forgot

Sunny Stoke-On-Trent seems to attract some of the worst expectations, with the Government itself reported to understand that the area is suitable only for warehousing and call centres... classy!

Living in Cannock, Staffordshire

Cannock: What a hole

My balanced and fair view of Cannock is that it is an utter s***hole and if Kim Jong-Un is thinking of places to Nuke, then I’d recommend this steaming pile of shit!

Stoke-on-trent, more like Sh*thole-on-trent

Stoke-on-trent, if you want to lose the will to live come here, if not stay away!

Living in Leek, Staffordshire

Leek: just like any other midlands town, just don’t expect a McDonalds

Leek's cobbles are a pain the arse. It's funny watching kids in prams though, because they make their teeth chatter!

Living in Cheadle, Staffordshire

Cheadle, a 1970’s time capsule of inward looking culture-phobes

Cheadle is becoming a time capsule for the 1970s, its inhabitants are among the most inward looking culture-phobes I have ever come across.