Living in Leek, Staffordshire

Leek: just like any other midlands town, just don’t expect a McDonalds

Leek's cobbles are a pain the arse. It's funny watching kids in prams though, because they make their teeth chatter!

Living in Cheadle, Staffordshire

Cheadle, a 1970’s time capsule of inward looking culture-phobes

Cheadle is becoming a time capsule for the 1970s, its inhabitants are among the most inward looking culture-phobes I have ever come across.

Living in Rugeley

Rugeley is the town equivalent of Ryanair

Rugeley where do I start? I have lived here all my life and it never fails to make me want to jump in front of a speeding truck.

Liviing in Wombourne

Wombourne – lovely village with some buts…

Narrow minded is an understatement, Wombourners are mostly pro-age and anti youth, it is practically a crime to be a teenager.

Living in Leek

Leek… Don’t go near it!!!

In Leek, make sure you lock your house, car, shed and garage because these local c**ts will take anything. They will rob you for 20p.