Living in Cannock, Staffordshire

Cannock: What a hole

My balanced and fair view of Cannock is that it is an utter s***hole and if Kim Jong-Un is thinking of places to Nuke, then I’d recommend this steaming pile of shit!

Stoke-on-trent, more like Sh*thole-on-trent

Stoke-on-trent, if you want to lose the will to live come here, if not stay away!

Living in Leek, Staffordshire

Leek: just like any other midlands town, just don’t expect a McDonalds

Leek's cobbles are a pain the arse. It's funny watching kids in prams though, because they make their teeth chatter!

Living in Cheadle, Staffordshire

Cheadle, a 1970’s time capsule of inward looking culture-phobes

Cheadle is becoming a time capsule for the 1970s, its inhabitants are among the most inward looking culture-phobes I have ever come across.

Living in Rugeley

Rugeley is the town equivalent of Ryanair

Rugeley where do I start? I have lived here all my life and it never fails to make me want to jump in front of a speeding truck.