Stockport

I’d like to nominate Stockport as the chaviest place in the entire world, and have the town’s name changed to ‘Rockport’. It says a lot about the culture of the people of your home town, when your cultural hotspot isn’t a museum, park, art gallery or even cafe/bar, but a McDonald’s Drive-Thru. *****, or scalls […]

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Kirkby – Merseyside (what a sh*thole!)

Living in Kirkby

Kirkby…. notable for what?? Absolutely **** ALL!!!! I have limited (for which I’m VERY grateful) experience of Kirkby. I work in Liverpool, and have to travel via Kirkby train station each day. This is just a nightmare for people like myself (you know…. human) Kirkby train station is the link between Manchester and Liverpool’s train […]

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Middlesbrough

Where to start… Go to any estate, any area of Middlesbrough and you will find 70% of the residents are complete *****.. Some of the more popular **** areas are: Hemlington Linthorpe The avenue Whinney (Bronx) Banks Lets take Hemlington to start with, Was once a nice place, with lovly resident, it even had a […]

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Wigan – where hell once froze over… and then it rained constantly

Living in Wigan

Wigan, to be blunt, has become a ****-******** sh*thole. Having spent 29 years (too long, I’m currently looking for a place elsewhere, but I digress…) in this dump of a town I can safely say that in the last five years or so things have gone downhill here at a terrifying speed. The town centre […]

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Kirkby

Kirkby is a definite **** hotspot. It has many facilities to entertain the *****, for instance a popular hangout with the ***** in the Dickie Lewis in the towny. There is also a Wetherspoons and the L32. All these pubs are not very inviting, and anyone who enters these dungeons should do so with extreme […]

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Burnley

Burnley or Turdston as its locally known, has a joyful array of budding teenage *****, with criminal & antisocial tendencies leaning towards theft, arson & hazardous driving. The latter being performed regularly in & around the town centre car parks littered with joint ends & chip papers. Whilst the lucky few parade their boil ridden […]

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Carlisle, so bad the Scots don’t want it back!

Living in Carlisle, Cumbria

Where can a person start when talking about the all-round classiness of a place locally known as, without irony, ‘The Great Border City’? Well let me try and sell it to you: 1) – For those who find the local  Aldi a bit upmarket, we have a Lidl chock to the brim with home brand […]

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Warrington

The amount of little ******* bograts that live in warrington nowadays is a ******* unfunny joke! They bowl round in ******* JD Sports gear with ****** Nike TN hats on with a *** thinkin that they are the shiznit. Warrington is a ******* mess… don’t go near it! […]

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