Welcome to Burnley!! I returned from Uni the other day to find Burnley in an even worse state than when i left it 7 months ago. Burnley has been taken over by THE CHAV.
The male and Female usualy appear out of McD’s with a cap that is quite obviously a Burnley Market knock off version of a Burberry Cap we then look to the T-shirt and find them wearing a Hackett top or a bright bink sports t-shirt. We then look at his trackies Le Coq Sportif (The Sporty Cock) and then wearing a pair of RockForts.
One Pierced earing for the man and as many sovierign rings he can fit on his fingers and a gold chain so’s not to look tacky. The woman Big Hooped fake god earings and as many pieces of scrap metal posing as rings as she can get on her hands.
The Night Life
Paradise boasting to be the best bar in the world. If this is the best bar in the world u aint going to go to a bar ever again.
Xcess – Pilll heads and w*****s fight every sat nite with police and chavs no arrests so they hav one the nxt wk.
The Chav problem
the problem was never that big we had them but didnt see them until the council in its great wisdom got rid of the goth’s and the skaters. Basically ppl were pissed off because skaters were hanging round the bandstand and trying to skate and this pissed every one off so the council built a skate park and but bars round the band stand to stop skating.But Little did we know the only thing saving us from the chav invasion was the goths. Once the goths left town the chavs came in their thousands beating ppl up robbing old ladies selling ppl chariet leaflets for 3quid with 0.5p going to chariety and the rest going to the chavs. We have been swamped by chavs and the only hope for Burnley the Goth and his many minions.