The worst places to live in North West England
Ah, I have noticed that an esteemed person has already noted Workington for its chavtasticness. Well, I think that it is my duty to the world to add to this. Simply Workington is the c**v armpit of Cumbria. Everyone knows that, they all congregate in their c**v-mobiles ever weekend by the bowling alley which is […]
Stockton-On-Tees, the piss soaked pants of Teesside. The streets are paved with **** in this lovely town. Stockton can boast the widest high street in the UK as well as being the birth place of the inventor of the friction match. In 1989 “The Mall” nightclub was voted the best nightclub in the UK. Now […]
Middlesbrough is the largest town of the postindustrial favela that was Cleveland. The town centre is relatively clean with your usual retailers and the second worst university in England. The bulk of the students are obnoxious southerners who couldn’t cut it at a proper seat of learning. Once you venture further from the nucleus of […]
Stockport: Officially Not Far From Manchester. They used to make hats in the town. In fact, the origin of the phrase ‘mad hatter’ is from when workers contracted mercury poisoning from chemicals used in the process. I can only assume it polluted the gene pool too. The only hats to be seen in Stockport nowadays […]
Unable to walk out of my house without having rocks thrown at me, I stay in the salvation of my house telling you nice people about this Rat’s Nest. Thornaby is a fairly small town, with an average population for a town of it’s size. About 95% of it’s residents are ***** or Townies. They […]
Gotta love those town hall steps. […]
Simply the most **** place i have ever been to. Firstly there are skip loads of young teenage mothers, aka Kappa ******** for their love of Kappa branded clothing. They are unable to afford such brands as burberry and there aren’t any shops in Workington that actually sell such designer names. Secondly their brandy swilling, […]
Barra has written a fine article on this hellhole, but being a nit-picker I should point out that I nominated this dump on 7th July. I mentioned in my previous article that I was being forced to re-visit this pit of Chavdom again this year, and while the unhappy memories are fresh in my mind […]
Blackburn, its full of them, full of the little FAke Burburry wearing, three stripe hogging, socks in pants scrubbers and Rockport wearing ****. Yes I used the word FAKE as in Blackburn the ***** are so Downmarket they wear fake stuff they don’t drive Souped up Saxos they prefer to go for the good old […]
Ahhh…Blackpool. Sunny glorious Blackpool. Where the gulls pitch and soar, the pigeons coo, and numerous local ‘characters’ attempt to sell you rag mags for some fictitious ‘college’. If this college did indeed exist, then it would surely be entitled Blackpool & Fylde **** Finishing School. Ladies and gentlemen, I am utterly appalled that Blackpool has […]
Known to most people only because of a football team and an old milk advert featuring a couple of Scouse kids, the once thriving Lancashire mill town of Accrington is now, quite frankly, a ****-ridden wasteland. For a town of just over 30,000 people, it has a disproportionate number of dodgy areas: Lower Antley, Fern […]
I have lived here in preston all my life and at 15 its starting to hit me how many scrots live here and the amount they are multiplying. I skate and all you ever here at the moment is awwwwwww…skater boy. yeah state the obvious why dont you as you look over and see a […]
