[…]
Read More… from Deprivation Statistics Comparison for All Saints, Kettering
Tag: Kettering
Crime Statistics for Kettering, Northamptonshire, 2024
Peterborough – you shouldn’t be that close to your cousin
It is truly difficult to convey how mentally challenged the average Peterborian is. There are small pockets of intelligence and culture dotted around the city but these are rightly mocked, attacked and pushed to the margins. The city voted heavily for Brexit and the vast majority of inhabitants believe any woe in their life can […]
Read More… from Peterborough – you shouldn’t be that close to your cousin
Northampton, also known as ‘Nofuntown’
If you are talking Northampton you are talking Abington Street to begin your visit, the once thriving and traditional main shopping thoroughfare having its teeth punched out, gaps filled with the perfunctory charity shops, pawn brokers, fast food restaurants and mobile phone repair shops (why is it only Afghans that work in those?) or simply […]
Leicester – The Cheater’s Haven
Well as a place to live Leicester has a lot to offer. An incredible football team, great shopping and pretty good nightlife, but if you are unfortunate enough to be married to or dating a man from Leicester then the chances that he is not cheating on you are very slim. Ladies (and probably men […]
Desborough – It amazes me how shallow the gene pool is
Desborough. It amazes me. It amazes me how much ********** there is in one small town. Extremely rude people, who are mostly incredibly dumb, arrogant and well.. a bit special. Do not move to Desborough or Rothwell. You will not be welcome. You will only be accepted if your girlfriend is also your sister. They […]
Read More… from Desborough – It amazes me how shallow the gene pool is
Kettering is absolutely dreadful and I’ve had to live here for 9 years
Well, where should I start? Kettering is absolutely dreadful and I have had the misfortune of living here for the past 9 years, luckily not in Kettering town itself. It’s riddled with crackheads, *****, grebs, ******, snakes and loads of 13 year olds thinking they’re bad because they stole their mums benefit money. So where […]
Read More… from Kettering is absolutely dreadful and I’ve had to live here for 9 years
Peterborough – there is no culture
Let’s be reasonable here – the posts on here about Peterborough are the undeveloped negative image to the picturesque photograph the city’s politicians and tourism board would have you envisage; just as unrealistic, sensationalist and inaccurate, but from the other side. Like all cities, Peterborough has its ups and downs, though I don’t think it’s […]
Socio-economic statistics for Kettering, Northamptonshire
Burton Latimer – The hole of Kettering
Everyone knows what a **** is, supposedly? The big gangs of kids and teenagers, who hang around together outside McDonald’s and ironically the police station, to look cool and make out they don’t care what others think. This point would be proven if they didn’t go around smacking every other person who looked at them […]
Corby…the name says it all!
Welcome to Hell! That is what an unknown graffiti artist daubed in red on the walls of Corby’s bus station. He was right. In the early 1900’s, Corby was a small and sleepy village located in the north of Northamptonshire, surrounded by farmland and quarries. Sometime later, Samuel & Lloyd have built a steelworks near […]
Kettering or Kett-rin
Once a sleepy hardworking market town, now being over run by the unemployable theiving ******** known as the ****. Easily spottable due to their fondness for all things bling and their insatiable appetite for the West/East coast US rap scene. There is also a middle aged **** population in the town which is more dangerous […]
