Living in Castle Bromwich, Solihull

Castle Bromwhich is a s******e to live in

The police in Castle Bromwich are useless, I still hear pit bikes going around all day and all night.

Living in Southam, Warwickshire

Southam… probably one of the dullest towns around

Southam is full of little chavs who hang around in groups trying to intimidate people, but should be in bed by 7.

Living in Coventry, West Midlands

I’m amazed that Coventry doesn’t feature in the 10 worst places to live

The two most popular places in Coventry are the bus and train station, because they both take you away from the depressing vistas of this tired city.

Living in Leicester, The Cheater's Haven

Leicester – The Cheater’s Haven

Leicester is a beautiful city spoilt by the dirty men that live in it.

Living in Coventry, West Midlands

Coventry = Liberal Dump

Steer clear of Coventry. DO NOT ENTER under ANY circumstances. Actually, just avoid the entire of the West Midlands, the whole place is crap