St James’s End, Northampton
(601 crimes in Feb 2022)
Abington, Northampton
(557 crimes in Mar 2022)
Kettering
(425 crimes in Mar 2022)
Corby
(419 crimes in Mar 2022)
Dallington, Northampton
(353 crimes in Mar 2022)
Spinney Hill, Northampton
(299 crimes in Feb 2022)
Abington Vale, Northampton
(251 crimes in Mar 2022)
Boothville, Northampton
(250 crimes in Mar 2022)
Little Billing, Northampton
(227 crimes in Mar 2022)
Weekley, Kettering
(214 crimes in Feb 2022)

Daventry, town of the zombie

Living in Daventry, Northamptonshire

This town doesn’t just bore the pants off me, it offends me. The locals don’t leave the town, have never lived, have no personality. Everything shuts at 5. Houses, charity shops, estate agents, repeat that 6 times and you get the gist…. Back in 2000 or 2001 I recall a woman starving her baby boy […]

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Northampton, a turdhole too far

Living in Northampton

Northampton, once a beautiful little market town, now a turdhole, overflowing with the vilest human filth. When did this transformation begin? In my lifetime, at the end of the 1960s, when the gormless c*nts at the borough council decided to demolish anything of historical beauty and quaintness. They ripped out what was left of the […]

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Rothwell: God’s Idea of a Joke

Living in Rothwell, Kettering

Rothwell is the kind of cesspit that will welcome you with open arms and a big hug, only so that when they mug you, you can’t run away. Rothwell square is the well known mating grounds for the ne’er-do-wells yokels. The local scooter gangs, colloquially known as “The Dezbruvs”, congregate around Restaurants and jet about […]

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Rushden aka Roughden

Living in Rushden

Well what to say about Rushden. 9,000 Acres of despair, this is a disturbed town and nothing has gotten better in the past years with numerous murders, attempted murders, violent attacks and half of luton using it as a place to sell drugs i can say that this town is a massive problem in Northamptonshire. […]

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Kettering is absolutely dreadful and I’ve had to live here for 9 years

Living in Kettering, Northamptonshire

Well, where should I start? Kettering is absolutely dreadful and I have had the misfortune of living here for the past 9 years, luckily not in Kettering town itself. It’s riddled with crackheads, *****, grebs, whores, snakes and loads of 13 year olds thinking they’re bad because they stole their mums benefit money. So where […]

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Oh, Cobblers! (Northampton)

Aaah, Northampton Town – the United Kingdom’s third largest town, home to the ever delightful Cobblers football club and beautiful architecture dating back to the 17th Century. Problem is, it is also home to a growing number of *****, who are spreading like a viral plague not too dissimilar from a mass zombie outbreak. Unfortunately, […]

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