Living in Daventry, Northamptonshire

Daventry, town of the zombie

Daventry... This town doesn't just bore the pants off me, it offends me.

Living in Northampton

Northampton: dangerous at night, unpleasant during the day

A word of advice: when you see Northampton's massive concrete tower, turn around and go back where you came from.

Living in Desborough, Northamptonshire

Desborough – It amazes me how much inbreeding there is

Do not move to Desborough or Rothwell. You will not be welcome. You will only be accepted if your girlfriend is also your sister.

Living in Northampton

Northampton – where apathy rules OK

For many decades now, Northampton has won itself a reputation as a cultural cul-de-sac.

Living in Northampton

Northampton, a turdhole too far

Northampton, once a beautiful little market town, now a turdhole, overflowing with the vilest human filth.