Living in Melton Mowbray, Leicestershire

Melton Mowbray is the most bizarre & terrifying place I’ve ever lived

Melton Mowbray is truly the most inbred town in England. But don't take my word for it... go see for yourself.

Living in Leicester, East Midlands

Leicester – What A God Awful Mess

Leicester seems to be proud of the obvious truth that it's a mess. The great unwashed suffer while deluded fools still insist everything's fine and dandy.

Living in Leicester, The Cheater's Haven

Leicester – The Cheater’s Haven

Leicester is a beautiful city spoilt by the dirty men that live in it.

Living in Loughborough, Leicestershire

Loughborough – “Luffbra” – it’s sh*t me duck

You can have a nice time in Loughborough, just as long as you live outside of it and never visit except for its saving grace: decent markets in the town centre.

Living in Loughborough

Loughborough – Bells and Bell-Ends

Loughborough is where it's at for screaming, fighting, and drinking 'till you're sick.