Melton Mowbray is truly the most inbred town in England. But don't take my word for it... go see for yourself.
Leicester seems to be proud of the obvious truth that it's a mess. The great unwashed suffer while deluded fools still insist everything's fine and dandy.
Leicester is a beautiful city spoilt by the dirty men that live in it.
You can have a nice time in Loughborough, just as long as you live outside of it and never visit except for its saving grace: decent markets in the town centre.
Loughborough is where it's at for screaming, fighting, and drinking 'till you're sick.