Worst places to live in

1. 

   Markfield: Christ, this place is awful!

2. 

   Nottingham, A dirty, chavy place full of people who can’t speak properly

3. 

   Ilkeston: The perineum of the east midlands

4. 

   Northampton: dangerous at night, unpleasant during the day

5. 

   Desborough – It amazes me how much inbreeding there is

6. 

   Sutton-in-Ashfield: avoid eye contact and you’ll be just fine

7. 

   Northampton – where apathy rules OK

8. 

   Loughborough – Bells and Bell-Ends

9. 

   Sileby – A depressing town with a shameful history

10. 

    Wirksworth where breeding outside of your own family is frowned up

11. 

    Bourne, the place where social progress goes to die.

12. 

    Brinsley, a former mining community tinged with just a hint of racism