An old run down piece of ***** town in Derbyshire in between both Derby and Nottingham. Full of free masons and pure twats and *******. You come to Ilkeston or (ilson) and you will find nothin but fat ******* mothers walkin down the high street in ridiculisly tight trackies so you can see theyre nice […]
Category: East Midlands
The worst places to live in the East Midlands
birstall (leicestershire)
after reading about the sad demise of SILEBY in this section of “chavtowns”. I felt duty bound to include it’s near neighbour BIRSTALL. Again tucked away in the countryside between the dual mecca’s of chavdom that are LEICESTER and LOUGHBOROUGH. The youth of Birstall have recently become obsessed with copying their near neighbours by dressing […]
Hucknall
Hucknall, the jewel in the crown of Nottingham, ex mining town and where Lord Byron is buried. Surrounded by ex mining communities of Newstead and Bulwell, nowadays all the pits have closed and this is the perfect breeding grounds for *****! Hucknall itself has a massive amount of Burberry wearing, Gazza style motors and one […]
Lincoln- **** backwater of the North East
***** are like little green men or the yeti… they have to be seen to be believed sometimes. For fine examples of this ********* species (that’s spreading like Black Death in the 14th Century) visit Lincoln…. Well what can I say and where to even start? I have lived here nearly all of my life. […]
Chesterfield
ME: I’ve lived in Chesterfield all my life (23 yrs) and I wouldn’t have it any other way. It’s not as bad as people make it out to be, sure it’s called “****-Vegas” or “Ches-Vegas” but that’s only because of the mad nightlife, flashing tacky lights and the local fat ****’s that give it a […]
Loughborough – **** Capital?
Doing the weekly shop in Sainsburys and these must have been the lowest ***** ever encountered. They couldn’t even afford a ****** ****-mobile to cruise around the town in, so spent their Saturday afternoon zooming round inside Sainsburys – one of them in the trolley, the other one pushing. There was actually a queue of […]
Kettering or Kett-rin
Once a sleepy hardworking market town, now being over run by the unemployable theiving ******** known as the ****. Easily spottable due to their fondness for all things bling and their insatiable appetite for the West/East coast US rap scene. There is also a middle aged **** population in the town which is more dangerous […]
Leicester – well done you there !
Sorry don’t know Leicester – but saw a news story about two pubs in the town who “have teamed up with police to compile a list of clothing they believe are worn by groups of youths and football hooligans” Guess what’s on the list ? !!! “Stone Island, Aquascutum, Henri Lloyd and Burberry”. What I […]
Lincoln official retirement home of the area for almost 2,000 years
Lincoln… capital of the fabled geographical county of Lincolnshire, jewel of the East midlands and official retirement home of the area for almost two thousand years. Lincoln is a city of 80,000 that is divided into two parts. On top of the hill and underneath the hill. The top part will be of no interest […]
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Gainsborough: A vista of **** 70’s housing & disused factory buildings
Sunny Gainsborough… the ****’s dreamland… A vista of cheap seventies housing and disused riverside factory buildings, once proud, now housing charity shops. Well… where to start? Gainsboough is a town that barely figures on a map of the area, let alone England, set in the heartland of Lincolnshire’s bustling district of West Lindsey. Although Burberry […]
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Eastwood, you’ve a choice between Morrisons or Iceland for your micro-chips & blue pop
Come to sunny Eastwood, heart of England! There is plenty for you to do during your stay! It is very close to some of the other towns mentioned on this site, and is definitely of their ilk. See the articles posted on Selston, Alfreton and Somercotes to get the feel for this particular area of […]
MELTON MOWBRAY, Leicestershire
A town famous for its Pork Pies, Stilton cheese and **********. The common **** is usually found here in great abundance. As a rule the younger ***** seem to congregate around the skateboard ramp in the park or on the benches outside WHsmith in the market place, usually passing around a can of wifebeater(stella) that […]
