What an utter hell hole of a place. Complete with McDonalds, Odeon Cinema and fake burberry factory what more could todays **** ask for?Lush at coyote wild is the young upper class ********* dream, they go around the market on Saturday morning in hopes of finding the ultimate ‘bling’ piece of cloth that barely covers […]
Category: East Midlands
The worst places to live in the East Midlands
Scunthorpe…. The name says it all!
Scunthorpe…. The name says it all! When I first moved here in 1994 ***** existed, but they were mainly isolated in their chavpalaces in the westcliffe or riddings areas. These days they are littering our streets with their chavness. Nowadays you cannot go into town on a half term/saturday/holiday without ***** and ********* being in […]
Northampton: characterless & overflowing with nobs & Eastern Europeans
Poor old Nobhampton! When I was growing up in the late seventies, it was believe it or not, quite an interesting town to live in, it had a healthy punk scene, loads of gigs, good record and clothes shops etc. Don’t get me wrong, the toned-down **** equivalent existed even then, we called them ‘Yampi’s’ […]
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Nottingham
The city of Nottingham thrives on it’s reputation as being “one of the best cities in the World.” According to whom, we aren’t quite sure… but you can hear it being said by proud local radio DJs and see it in the very manner of some of the local residents of the city, most notably […]
Midway and Swadlincote
Midway is a ******** inbetween swadlincote and woodville. It’s down the road from Granville Community School and its where all the ****’s hang out. They mostly hang round at “swad park” which isnt even in swad. They buy their **** from “Mary’s” which is a shop on Salisbury Drive (******* disgusting council estate), which also […]
Mansfield
Well there’s no shock i’m not the first to add Mansfield to this site, who else longs for the days when our town was plagued by bag heads alone??? Well now the Mother Clucker’s have some serious competition! I swear to god i think the **** ******** are actually commuting here each morning from the […]
Spalding – home of failing *****
Sometimes life can be difficult. Consider the position of a **** inhabitant of Spalding, Lincolnshire. The town is essentially stuck at about 1953. It’s still a sleepy market town with social clubs, a civic (legitimised busybodies) society, Sainsbury’s, a flower festival, riverside walks and tearooms. In short, the **** is up against it. Those vast […]
boston
A dominant male rat may mate with up to 20 female **** in just six hours. The average male **** reading this is Boston (which is unlikely because he was most probably a past pupil of Haven High) would wonder what all the fuss was about. He would probably consider getting in some alcoholic supplies […]
Corby
*****. What can I say? They are taking over Corby, much to the distress of the rapidly diminishing half- decent population. Corby has always received a bad press but this new breed of **** has made Corby’s general image hit an all time low. Hang outs? Well, our ‘lovely’ town centre is a favourite haunt, […]
Sutton in Ashfield – a night on the tiles
Me again but with good cause. I admit that I have not lived in Sutton since I was 6 (there is a God!) but I have family living in the surrounding area and I’ve always enjoyed my nights out there. None more so than a few weeks ago on a Friday when a group of […]
Boston, Lincs
Welcome to Boston – Lincolnshire’s second town, and during the Middle Ages, lucky enough to be the country’s second most important port! Sadly though, the locals have failed to evolve since Boston’s heyday, and Boston has become an unfortunate backwater, reachable only by the daily train to Nottingham or Skegness, which sometimes, arrives! Like most […]
Sutton in Ashfield (a night on the tiles)
Me again but with good cause. I admit that I have not lived in Sutton since I was 6 (there is a God!) but I have family living in the surrounding area and I’ve always enjoyed my nights out there. None more so than last Friday when a group of us decided to venture out […]
