Eakring: not the end of the earth but you sure can see it from there
If anyone that lives In Eakring is ever asked where they live, I'm sure the response would be 'Where's that?!'
Newark-on-Trent, what is there to be proud of?
I've lived in Newark-on-Trent for almost 20 years and can't stand the place.
Sutton-in-Ashfield: avoid eye contact and you’ll be just fine
Mobility scooters and micro scooters seem to be the transport of choice in Sutton-in-Ashfield, depending on which side of 30 you are.
Ollerton: the most boring place to live
New Ollerton = old biddy central and a load of manky chavs. DO NOT come here, for your own sanity, don't even visit.
Sneinton, Nottingham, do not come here for peace
It really is true that you don't know any place until you actually come to live in Sneinton.