Where do i start?… Where can you start in a place like skegness. ***** live there, ***** go on holiday there.. Skegness is some sort of holy ground where all ***** have to visit once in their life time, A strange burberry coloured pilgrimage but saying that **** fashions have changed since the time of […]
Category: East Midlands
The worst places to live in the East Midlands
Mansfield, ***** galore
More special than Special Brew, Mansfield is the place to be when it comes to **** spotting. Tarted-up Novas, Sierras and Escorts are de rigueur round and about the town of Mansfield. The handy location of the cinema complex, within a stone’s throw of both a Maccas and a KFC drive-thru ensures that the ***** […]
Mansfield
More special than Special Brew, Mansfield is the place to be when it comes to **** spotting. Tarted-up Novas, Sierras and Escorts are de rigueur round and about the town of Mansfield. The handy location of the cinema complex, within a stone’s throw of both a Maccas and a KFC drive-thru ensures that the ***** […]
Coalville
nestling south of the beautiful National Forest and in an increasingly affluent district, Coalville stands out like a sore thumb!! not quite to the standard of local giants Loughborough or Leicester it still comprises copius amounts of evil chavsters. Marlborough Square tends to be the meeting point for the immobile crews while various car parks […]
spalding
well here we go again with agent stez’s research report on **** life/culture in spalding. today we’re looking at a ****’s idea of night life. to begin with the budding **** watcher in search of **** night life then you have to head for either shooter’s bar (in the main market place) or the punch […]
‘Notanam’
‘Notanam’ or Nottingham as any well educated person would pronounce it is one of the over-sized petri dishes used to produce such a huge amount of **** **** on an hourly rate. Although they can seen during day light hours, usually in a group of 5 – 20+ ******* around smoking, shouting, swearing and blinging, […]
spalding (lincolnshire)
well what can i say about spalding? (nothing funny thats for sure!) for the cultured **** spotter they could do no worse than come to spalding as this town is crawlling with the little gits. what do i mean? well let me explain. toi the untrained eye spalding isno more than a quiet market town […]
nottingham
i recently moved to nottingham from plymouth and was amazed with how many kevs(*****) there were!twas only there for about four hours looking around the city centre and some **** started on me cause i wouldnt get out of his was when he was strutting! he babbled some nottingham dialect that even i couldnt understand […]
shepshed
i live in loughborough which has a big **** population but i was in stiches when i visited shepshep a while back with an ex-girlfriend of mine. we went to one of her friends house in shepshed and was expecting her to be your normal everyday girl but ohhhhh no!. When she opened the door […]
louth (lincolnshire)
what can i say? no matter where you go in louth then your sure to run into 1 **** or more. if our on the look out for ****’s then you could do worse than to go into chaplin’s bar/niteclub any day of the week (thursday is by far the best time to go as […]
Loughborough
The Chavi (8-14yrs) as with every other town hang around outside Londis, Spar, One stop asking for people to buy **** and or 20/20 The ***** during working hours will generally be found in 4/5 lad groups near the cinema smoking drum roll ups and glaring at anyone not wearing fake burberry or without tracksuit […]
Lesta (Leicester)
My friend Marc had this to say about his home town.. “Leicester (also known as ‘Lesta’) is one of the fastest growing **** cities in the UK. An average of 10 children per hour switch from baggy trousers and Linkin Park hoodies to Adidas track suits and Nike sweatshirts because it’s ‘well safe man innit’. […]
