I can see how Coventry may seem like Chaventry to people outside of the city. However, being born and raised in the city I can tell you the truth about Coventry. Late 1980’s, Coventry was one of the worst cities in the UK, overrun by many different gangs. The skinheads being one of the worst. […]
Ilkeston, The home of many a washed up loser and potential nobodies. The ***** love this place, they will never leave and prefer to hang around and multiply threatening to destroy any remaining sense of dignity this town has. To describe Ilkeston I would have to say that it is a throw back mining town. […]
Well…where to start! If you’ve ever been to Nottingham you’ll know where to get pregnant if ur female and as young as 13, and where to learn how to walk with a limp, suck ur teeth and shout ‘wha thah fukkk ya lukin aaaa?’! But if you really want to go one better than everyone […]
Everyone has done such a damn fine job on Reading it is difficult to try and live up to their precedent but I shall do my best. My name says it all, never in my short 21 years on this earth have I been so thoroughly disgusted with a place. I have been to Brooklyn […]
Cotmanhay is a suburb of Ilkeston for which there are a couple of very accurate descriptions posted. As a member of the emergency services, I often get called out to the frequent stabbings, beatings and incidences of alcohol fuelled domestic violence there. A popular place to hang out after midnight is the pub car park […]
A beautiful village (but bigger than Watlington which is classified as a town, thus Chinnor qualifies for inclusion on ChavTowns) surrounded by the rolling Chiltern Hills, surely the Domestos bleach that kills all ***** on contact? Alas, no. My first experience of Chinnor chavdom was when two of these ‘older boys’ (as i recounted to […]
Welcome to Boston – Lincolnshire’s second town, and during the Middle Ages, lucky enough to be the country’s second most important port! Sadly though, the locals have failed to evolve since Boston’s heyday, and Boston has become an unfortunate backwater, reachable only by the daily train to Nottingham or Skegness, which sometimes, arrives! Like most […]
Ilkeston, The home of many a washed up loser. The ***** love this place, they will never leave and prefer to hang around and multiply. To describe Ilkeston i would have to say that it is a throw back mining town. Traditionally it was a place for men who worked and played hard. It is […]
An old run down piece of ***** town in Derbyshire in between both Derby and Nottingham. Full of free masons and pure twats and *******. You come to Ilkeston or (ilson) and you will find nothin but fat ******* mothers walkin down the high street in ridiculisly tight trackies so you can see theyre nice […]
Hucknall, the jewel in the crown of Nottingham, ex mining town and where Lord Byron is buried. Surrounded by ex mining communities of Newstead and Bulwell, nowadays all the pits have closed and this is the perfect breeding grounds for *****! Hucknall itself has a massive amount of Burberry wearing, Gazza style motors and one […]
Having spent the majority of my life living in the beautiful city of Sheffield, and a significant proportion living in the distinctly less beautiful city of Nottingham, I accepted a job in Tamworth, Staffordshire. For those of you who don’t know where Tamworth is, try to keep it that way. The people of Tamworth describe […]
Upper Stoke, an inappropriately named area of Coventry. Much of ‘Cov’ classes as prime **** territory but I’ll have to mention a specific area, that of the Meadway, Hillside, Valley Road estate in the laughably named area of Upper stoke. This has always been a nasty part of town, and after 8 years away (in […]
